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Tales from ethnic radio (part 2)

Last time I left you, in part 1, I had given an insight into the crazy nature of ethnic radio in Adelaide, Australia in the 1980s and especially the early 1990s, where the Balkan wars were very much being fought on the airwaves. If you haven't checked out part 1, then here’s the link.

After having passively listened for a few years, and seriously thinking that things needed a bit of a shake-up, when I was 19 I decided that rather than hope for change, let’s go make the change. So I befriended Bosko and Cveta, the couple who had been doing the Macedonian program for years, and asked them if they’d like it if I could come and join them. They immediately said yes – they had been wanting to go for a holiday for ages, but needed someone to look after the radio program while they were away. So they ushered me into the studio. Bosko showed me the ropes and my radio career was officially started!

It was all very analogue back then. A small studio had been set up in our Macedonian community centre to record the programs and store the equipment, including the hundreds of records (33s and 45s) and audio cassettes. Everything was taped onto broadcast reels using what even then was an ancient TEAC reel-to-reel recorder (see photo above), which had a bit of a bite to it (ouch!). We had two hours of programming to fill – broadcasts were on for an hour on Friday nights, and a half-an-hour on Saturday afternoon and Sunday morning – the Macedonians of Adelaide had had that 11:30 am slot for decades and still do today! We’d do the taping on Thursday nights after work (or uni for me to start off) and when counting in all the smoke breaks we had, it would be way past midnight before we had it all finished. Either Bosko and I would then drop off the reels at the 5EBI-FM studio in the Adelaide city centre in time for the first broadcast on Friday evening.

Back when I had hair and in the Old Navy jacket that was my ‘second skin’ for a decade. Taping my last Macedonian radio program in our studio, 2001.

We’d often have visitors pop in so as to request dedications, often for our prime-time Sunday show. It would cost AU$10 per dedication, which when there were weddings with loads of dedications (often covering all three programs), this would earn our program good money for our broadcast dues – we were all volunteers and never received payment for our work.

Our listeners eagerly listened to the dedications for good, and not-so-good, reasons. Picking the right song for the occasion was very important as many listeners often read into the songs a bit too much. For instance, in the 1990s there was a disproportionately large number of Macedonian neo-folk songs about Lena, a popular Macedonian female name. One of these songs was Lena, Lena Ubava Zhena (Lena, Lena, Beautiful Woman) by Petar Nechovski – however, we’d veer people away from requesting such a song for any Lena (and we had quite a few Lenas in our community) as one of the lines in the chorus sounds like as if Nechovski is describing her as being fat. Our listeners were also paying full attention to who had put on a dedication… and who hadn’t. Leaving out a person from a list of relatives in a dedication would immediately be noticed as a sign there’s been a major falling out in the family. Any of these digressions would become the topic of hot gossip in the community (Why didn’t Dimche put a song on for his nephew’s birthday but his sister Fana did?)

Putting dedications on our program was very much a case of ‘keeping up appearances’. Showing off by having a ridiculous amount of dedications (like what my godmother did when my godsister was married… for the first time) was rife. And sometimes the dedications would reflect the delusions of the people making them. As I would joke regularly, we’d have Macedonian grandparents request a dedication for their grandchild for a birthday. OK, nothing special there. But when the grandparents insist that we play the song “I’m a ‘clean’ (i.e. full-blooded) Macedonian” but the grandchild is called Gavin or Bruce, can’t even say a word in Macedonian except perhaps ‘baba’ (‘grandmother’) and ‘dedo’ (grandfather), and will be playing cricket with his mates when the show is on air, then all you could do was laugh (in private).

Macedonian cassettes from the 1990s

If I wasn’t being paid for doing the radio program, then I certainly made it back in the amount of new Macedonian music I was able to source. It was mainly audio cassettes back then – CDs only came into play for us after 1999. I had full access to them, and since it was the community that owned the cassettes I purchased, I’d be reimbursed for them – and at AU$10 a pop, they weren’t cheap.

My main source was Zorro Records, run by the cheerful Zoran, with his nickname giving the name for his popular Macedonian casette shop at Preston Market in Melbourne. Every month I’d give Zorro a call, he’d enthusiatically give me a complete run-down of which cassettes he’s going to send me (even if I didn’t like the singer, he’d wouldn’t take no for an answer) and then about a week later I’d receive the card in the post that I could pick them up from the local post office cash-on-delivery (COD). Do you remember COD, folks?! If Zorro didn’t have it, then it was over to Gamon Video on Charles Street, Seddon, Melbourne – just around the corner from the St Elijah Macedonian Orthodox Church. Gamon Video was one of the many outlets opened following the VHS boom of the early 1980s, catering primarily for the local Macedonian and wider ‘Yugoslav’ community. Seddon in inner-west Melbourne was heavily Macedonian in the 1970s and 1980s, but in the 1990s the yuppies started coming in and gentrified the area. Nowadays, the Macedonians and other people, mainly from Mediterranean countries, have moved on to the outer suburbs, the current residents pay monthly rents for their abodes more than what their previous Macedonian owners had paid to purchase them outright, and the area is now full of fancy vegan restaurants and, of course for Melbourne, cafés.

I did say that I joined the team so as to shake things up… and I certainly did when it came to music. Gone was the safe stuff – old Macedonian folk songs, usually by the likes of Vaska Ilieva, or newer ‘folk melodies’ in the stale ‘Valandovo’ style, and in came in the latest Macedonian pop music, particularly the newest and most controversial genre of the time – Turbofolk. While some Turbofolk numbers had been played on the program before my time, particularly by the hottest Macedonian Turbofolk band at the time – Elita led by Cane Nikolovski (who, by the way, had a brilliant concert in Adelaide in 1993), I made it my mission to push the envelope by playing the music I liked, which included some very oriental music by Macedonian Roma stars. Now that ruffled the feathers of some listeners! Hey, if the Serbs, Bosnians, Greeks, Turks and even the (up-to-then straight-laced) Bulgarians were putting on this style of music too, why not us? Besides, I was a kid then and I knew what want the other kids wanted. And from the feedback I was receiving, especially for songs like this, I was certainly hitting the spot. The elders had always wondered how they could keep their ‘clean Macedonian’ Gavins and Bruces interested in their Macedonian heritage… well, putting on this music was achieving that.

My biggest critic was the local Macedonian Orthodox priest’s wife, who in true pretentious and patronising Hyacinth Bucket style, once gave me some ‘kindly advice’ on what sort of ‘respectable’ music should be played on the program. “You should take your cue from what they play on Radio Skopje” she smuggly advised. “You see my dear child, Radio Skopje plays ‘respectable’ music – none of this Turbofolk noise as it’s too ‘gypsy’, ‘oriental’ and ‘Islamic’. We’re none of those. Now you be a good boy now.” I politely nodded and told her that I’ll keep her sound advice in mind.

So the following week I played this Džemo Redžepovski song, and this Alpina song, oh and a Faredin Kerimov song (I can’t find it on the net, sorry, but this was the lead track from his 1997 cassette) that mixed Turkish Arabesque-inspired Macedonian Roma Turbofolk with techno dance beats. The result? Never before had I heard such praise for the song choices from so many Aussie-Macedonian children and teenagers. Many of them, who would otherwise never listen to the Macedonian program (like my sister and I in Part 1), were coming up to me saying how much they loved that Faredin Kerimov song in particular. They never knew that traditional Macedonian folk music can sound cool.

As for the priest’s wife?
Oh, she was furious!!! (or so was I told, hehe)

The following week, the priest’s wife confronted me, but she tried a new tactic. Knowing very well that I wasn’t following her ‘kindly advice’, she then claimed that she ‘loved the songs’ I was playing, particularly the Faredin Kerimov song or, in her words, ‘that gypsy number’, barely concealling the comtempt in her otherwise ‘nice’ demeanour. She had become such an instant fan of Macedonian Roma Turbofolk that she even asked me if she could have that tape – she was implying she wanted to make a copy of it. Yeah, right! I hadn’t come down in the last shower. I knew her trick – in an effort to stop me playing such music of ill repute, she thought she could pull the wool over my eyes and try and confiscate the offending material. Now, as the wife of a priest, you’d think that the scriptures would have guided her better in her behaviour. Wasn’t there something about ‘thou shall not steal’? I’m sure it was in the obscure fine print at the end of the Bible. Knowing very well what her scheming plan was, I answered the best way – honestly. “That cassette is the property of the community and has to remain in the studio. You can buy the cassette yourself, since you’re such a fan. I can give you the details of where to get it.” Quelle surprise, she didn’t want those details. I succeeded! The priest’s wife didn’t bother me after that, but she certainly had some choice words to say about me behind my back (like as if I’d never find out… haha!).

There were a few other songs I played just the once that became hits among the Macedonians of Adelaide. For instance, to this day the local Macedonian band in Adelaide will play this song by the late Kenan Tairovski Keni at most functions.

On the radio program, we’d play Macedonian (western-style) pop music very rarely, and rock even less so. It wasn’t out of a lack of material – we most certainly had some cassettes and CDs. It was just that our audience tended to be older and liked to hear folk music. Plus, our broadcast time was limited and for many there was no other source for them to listen to ‘indigenous’ Macedonian music styles and genres, so precedence was given to them. Cveta absolutely adored ‘Chukni vo drvo’ (Knock On Wood), one of the few pop-rock songs sung in Macedonian by legendary Yugoslav-era Skopje rock band Leb i Sol (Vlatko Stefanovski was their guitarist), and she’d constantly appeal to me to put it on the air. And occasionally, given that the Croatians were on immediately after us on Sundays, I’d occasionally end off our program with a Macedonian pop song done in the Dalmatian pop style popular all throughout Yugoslavia in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Some of these Macedonian songs had even been sung by Croat singers, whether it be Krunoslav Slabinac Kićo or even 1990 Eurovision entrant for Yugoslavia, Tatjana Matejas Tajči, who before she briefly became a huge Yugoslav star and then moved to the USA and be in the Catholic music scene, had sung this song in Macedonian.

When the Macedonian pop scene really started taking off in the late 1990s, I started playing more of its slick product. There was, at the time, an up-and-coming star everyone in Macedonia was raving about – Toshe Proeski. Such was his sudden popularity that his initial hits were given regular airplay on our programs. But not everyone seemed to like this. One time, after doing a live broadcast from the 5EBI-FM studios and finishing the program with Proeski’s 2000 hit ‘Morska dzveda’ (Starfish), the station received a rare phone call. I didn’t have a mobile at the time, so I thought it was either my colleague Bosko or someone from my family calling. It was, instead, a ‘loyal, long-time listener’ who, curiously and furiously, was speaking in English in a German accent. She was NOT happy – “This is supposed to be a family show. Why did you put on all that ‘jungle music’?” She wasn’t meaning the 1990s genre but the derogatory racist term for music associated with African-Americans. Taken aback by her unhinged ramblings, I hit back at her saying this Proeski song is currently the biggest hit in Macedonia. No, she wasn’t having anything of it! I let her rant on, mainly out that German concept of schadenfraude – hey, she was ‘entertaining’ – until I just had enough. I told her in the the end that the song is from Macedonia, sung in Macedonian and is being played for our Macedonian audience. That’s Macedonia today for you so get with the program… and I hung up on her.

Nikola Badev, one of the legendary stars of Macedonian folk song.

But it wasn’t just the latest Macedonian hits that caused a stir. The radio program had amassed an impressively large collection of Macedonian vinyl over the years, many of which were still in mint condition and, if they’ve survived (most likely they have), would be collector’s items in Macedonia. I thought I had listened to pretty much all of the songs from these records over the years, but while flipping through the records, I happened upon I had never heard of before – one by legendary Macedonian singer Nikola Badev and titled Skopje, Skopje. I asked Bosko how come I’d never heard of this song before? He simply instructed me to play it and hear for myself – “you’ll know” he said to me. OK, we played the song on our rickety Sony turntable. Skopje, Skopje is a emotional and sad song about the 1963 earthquake that devastated Skopje. I said to Bosko: “what’s wrong with this?” There was nothing usual or controversial about the song. “Just wait” he said with his trademark cheeky grin on his face. We reached the last verse and so far I’ve heard nothing incriminating or controversial…
oh wait…
oh no…
he did not…
oh he did…
Nikola Badev sings the lyric “Југославија нема да заборави” – “Yugoslavia will never forget”.

That’s it – he said the “Y” word! No wonder I’d never heard this song.

So why would “Yugoslavia” be such a no-go topic? I mean, our community was aligned with Yugoslav Macedonia. It was deemed perfectly normal for us when special programs sent from Radio Skopje about the 1903 anti-Ottoman uprising on Ilinden (St Elijah’s Day), otherwise Macedonia’s national day, would heavily highlight how this historic event was a “socialist” revolution led by “proven socialists” – the usual Yugoslav fare. But after 1990, when ethnic nationalism had taken hold of Yugoslavia and the republics started becoming “democratic”, there had been a change. Actually, not much of the change. Those same Ilinden programs were resent pretty much with the same script and all, only that all of the “proven socialists” leading this “socialist revolution” were now suddenly “proven democrats” having led a “democratic revolution”. Who would have thought?

It was the core founders of the Macedonian community in Adelaide who set the community’s political culture. They were mostly former guerilla fighters from what is now Greece and had fought on the side of the communists in the 1944-49 Greek Civil War. For them, they could never forgive Tito, and therefore Yugoslavia, for closing the border and cutting off much-needed supplies in 1949 after the Greek Communist Party leadership (rather stupidly I might add) remained loyal to Stalin in his spat with the Yugoslav leader. Now that was despite the fact Stalin always being completely opposed to arming the Greek communist guerillas – Stalin steadfastly upheld the deal he made with Churchill when dividing Europe in the end stages of WWII, with Greece being handed to the west despite the Communist-lead resistance there successfully, and with little outside assistance, ridding the country of its fascist occupiers and collaborators; but somehow nobody, except Tito that is, had bothered to tell the Greek Communist Party leadership about what Stalin really thought of them. Tito cutting the crucial supply line soon after resulted in the Greek Communists’ catastrophic collapse and rout, forcing the surviving guerillas to escape for their lives, never again returning to their homeland. My grandmother in particular, whose first husband died in battle on the side of the guerillas during the Greek Civil War, drummed this ‘Tito the traitor’ rhetoric into me all the time, so I was all too familiar with it.

I remember once when I was 9 years old when I asked my father how come the Macedonian Hall doesn’t do any celebration for Yugoslav National Day on 29 November? (Before you ask… yes, I was very much this type of child at age 9, which even I find shocking in hindsight). My father told me that on one occasion before I was born, they did do a “vecherinka” (evening social event) for 29 November at the Macedonian Hall, but the Macedonian community members from what is now Greece, most of whom had no direct personal ties to Yugoslavia, massively boycotted the event, and so was never repeated. Besides, if anyone wanted to celebrate 29 November, they could go to the Yugoslav Club as they certainly celebrated it there. So while the community had strong political and cultural ties to Yugoslav Macedonia (as opposed to the central Yugoslav authorities in Belgrade), and that by the 1980s half of the community’s members had come from there, no overt mention of ‘Yugoslavia’ was allowed officially in our community’s midsts. This extended to our Macedonian Sunday school – even though Yugoslav Macedonia was the source for all our textbooks and the overtly socialist curriculum our Yugoslav-trained teachers followed, all the many references to ‘Yugoslavia’ and ‘Tito’ in them were deftly ignored.

Interestingly, the next time I heard Skopje Skopje being played (live this time) was in 2001 when I was at a restaurant in Pirin Macedonia, now in Bulgaria. Considering the rather touchy historic relationship the region had with Yugoslavia as originally set by the Bulgarian communist authorities, I was wondering how this band was going to handle that controversial lyric in the song. After all, I’ve been a witness to how songs originating from neighbouring former Yugoslav Macedonia have been… how should I put this… ‘adapted’ to conform to local political undercurrents in the Pirin region. And so they did – instead of ‘Yugoslavia’, they replaced it with ‘Macedonia’, which is how most Macedonian singers and bands in the Republic of Macedonia and worldwide tend to go with this song these days, though this clip, originally filmed in 1990 during Yugoslavia’s twilight but subsequently re-aired many years after, shows that the Macedonian public broadcaster to this day has no qualms playing the original recording. Yugoslavia won’t forget it!

The music had its moments of controversy… but what if the target audience doesn’t even understand what we’re saying? As I was to find out, there was a greater, underlying grievance.

And who were the people with me in this experience? It includes a person who uniquely overrode newly formed ethnic constrains and became the primary kingpin for facilitating communication for hundreds of refugees. That’s all in part three…

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Are you rorting the system? Do you find your job a bit of a rort? Or are you up for a rort this weekend? What the Australian term "rort" means and where did it come from.

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Australian English: football, soccer... and root

A guide to Australia's sporting vocabulary—from football codes to the very naughty meaning of "rooting" for your team.

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Australian English: spruik

Time for me to spruik the very uniquely Australian term spruik. What does it mean and where did it come from?

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Dishlicker, check-out chick, doover? The yeah nahs and nah yeahs of the Oxford Dictionary's new Australian English additions

Wotz hot and wotz not?! Your resident Australian English localiser goes through the Oxford English Dictionary's latest Aussie slang additions and gives a propa Aussie verdict.

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Australian English: EOFY

This initialism represents one of the most important dates on Australia's financial calendar. What does it mean and what you should know about it?

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Australian English: dreaming and dream

How “dream” and "dreaming" in Australia came to describe the sacred, the suburban, the satirical and the simply delusional, and what this says about the country that uses these words these ways.

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Australian English: going troppo and mango madness

It's hot and everyone's a bit heat-affected... well, we Aussies have the perfect sayings to describe this craziness!

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Australian English: going troppo

The heat and humidity can do weird things to people, so that's why Aussies have this saying to explain it all...

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Do you know what a "phrasal verb" is?

Most native English speakers have no idea about this very common feature of English, even though they use them all the time. As for others, they're a nightmare.

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Do Australians understand US English?

Many clients try to pass off their US English texts and copy for Australia. While most Aussies will get it, there's a large section of the Australian public that won't. Who are these people?

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Australian English: BOM

Australia's weather bureau thought it had a branding problem with its explosive acronym. How solving it bombed when Aussies had their say about it.

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What is one of Australia's iconic sounds?

No, it's nothing to do with an animal call. It's a sound that international music stars have even sampled...

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Australian English: '-or' vs '-our'

"But '-or' spellings are American?" has said many an Aussie. But are they really? Not exactly. Find out how and where there are exceptions to the rule in Australian English.

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Why Australian media give warnings of deceased Indigenous people?

The recent case of Kumajayi Little Baby shows how Australian media handle indigenous mourning protocols. Here are the details and background to them.

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Australian English: Anzac Day

Parades, dawn services, two-up, biscuits... What you need to know about Australia (and New Zealand's) veteran's day. Plus, why the day is more important to some Aussies than others.

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Australian English: Easter and shops

What's open and what's not this Easter in Australia...Time to give a real-life example of Australian English.

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Australian English: pokies

Found in most pubs, clubs and casinos throughout Australia, the pokies are an important feature of Australian social culture. But what are they? Find out here...

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You fetta believe it! Australian feta, parmesan and prosecco remain.

Feta or white cheese? Prosecco or sparkling wine? How will the new EU-Australia free-trade agreement (not) affect the terms Aussies use for certain products

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Australian English: farewell and vale

No, I'm not leaving here. Linguistically, Australians actually have unique ways of bidding farewell to someone who's going for a long time... or forever.

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Australian English: to farewell

Yet another unexpected Australian-ism I and an internet superstar recently discovered...

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Australian English: demo

Aussies love shortening words and ending cutesy endings to them. But what happens when the same shortened word could mean multiple things?

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Australians laughing at ChatGPT's US English default when Aussies use it

If Australia's answer to the Onion is making fun of how AI uses US English as a default, then that means Aussies notice when you're using it in your text and copy. But there's a solution to this...

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How you can tell that an Australian wrote English text... without being told?

Are your international customers getting your message? Are you aware that some of the words, phrases and terms you use could have no or a different meaning elsewhere. That's where you need your copy and text reviewed for your target audience.

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So I go all the way to Australia to do this...

Off to the beach? Avoid the snakes and sharks? No... something completely different but expected from me.

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Australian English: thongs

Aussies love wearing thongs outdoors. But does "thongs" mean the same in Australia as it does in other countries? Find out here...

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Australian English: programme vs program

Which one is the accepted spelling in Australia? You might be surprised at the answer!

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Australian English: abroad vs overseas

There are a number of seemingly ordinary English words that can get Aussies thinking 'that's not right'. Here's the case with one...?

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Chinwag Tuesday podcast with Amanda Boyne

Want to hear how I speak in Australian English with another Australian English specialist? Here's your chance

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Australian English: tap, tag or touch?

How do you describe using a payment card to use public transport in Australia? It depends where in Australia you are...

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Australian English: maths or math

Want to get Aussies angry? Ask this mathematical question...

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Do I translate into Australian?

Many people are shocked when they find out I'm a translator, but their jaws drop even more when I tell them that I also 'translate' into Australian English.

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Australia Day/Invasion Day: the Lamb Ad!

Would you believe that one of the most anticipated events in the lead-up to Australia's national day on 26 January is... an ad about eating lamb! More about the vibe here...

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Australia and New Zealand do seasons a little differently...

Why wishing your clients, friends and relatives in Australia a happy start to summer on December 21st is not the way to do it...

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Australian English: peanut butter or peanut paste?

Tread carefully! The extraordinary story of this salty Australian regionalism and how it can ignite passions worthy of a civil war.

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Macquarie Dictionary's 2024 word of the year is...

Australia's prime source for all things Australian English has picked its word for 2024. And this time, I agree!

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Indian and Australian English... the links between them

India and Australia have common bonds that go beyond a passion for cricket. Here are a few words that Indian and Australian English uniquely share...

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What's the name of this famous Australian natural landmark?

One of Australia's most visited tourist sites has two official names, but Aussies almost exclusively use one of them. Do you know which one?

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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Australian English: is it email and/or e-mail?

Welcome to confusion with "email" in Australia. It's generational...

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Australian (Olympics) English: battered sav, hello boys, crazy date, flat bags, goose...

How a comedy routine during the 2000 Sydney Olympics provided Australia with its own, very naughty, gymnastics lexicon!

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Why are Aussies so good at swimming?

To get away from the sharks! Nah, it's more than that.

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Australian English: "We're de factos!"

Many Australians are in "de facto relationships". What are these and how do they differ from marriage?

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Poor Gina...

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Australia's richest woman, mining magnate Gina Rinehart got more than what she bargained for when she wanted a portrait of her taken down. And how does wine figure into this too?

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Australian etiquette: the Outback Driving Wave

It’s all about being friendly when driving out in “woop woop” (the middle of nowhere) in Australia. A definite must-do!

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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Three everyday words that exist in Australian English only!

Ask what’s most unique about Australian English 🪃, the answers usually are our accent and slang✔️. However, there are also a number of uniquely Australian English words in regular use, even in formal situations, that Australians are surprised to find are not used everywhere else in the English-speaking world (OK, sometimes also in New Zealand🥝, […]

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Watch out, here comes the Aussie version of The Office…

Are you a fan of the cult TV comedy show The Office?🕺And which version: the UK one 🇬🇧? The US one 🇺🇸? The French one 🇫🇷? The Indian one 🇮🇳 or any of the other 13 variants made? 📣 News in is that an Australian 🇦🇺 version of The Office will be hitting our screens […]

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So what are Fantales?

They are chocolate-covered chewy caramels 🍬 that were often so hard to bite into that they kept many dentists in business 🦷. Nothing particularly unique so far, you might think.

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Australian English: "You can find the Doonas in Manchester”

Now this might sound a bit random but this is something you’ll hear all the time, in all places, in department stores in Australia. How come?

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The time when George Bush Senior figuratively told the Aussies where to go…

Have you unwittingly done a hand gesture that meant something completely different in another country? Here’s a true story…

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Seachange, Treechange, E-change

Something Australian (but no way uniquely) today…Do you fancy an escape from the rat race and going for a seachange 🌊, treechange 🌳 or e-change 💻?

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AHA or ANA?

How the Cyrillic alphabet can play tricks on people who only know the Latin alphabet

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Watch my talk on Balkan multilingualism

My talk about Balkan multilingualism can be seen now!

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Oldtimers, dancings and packets ... but are they English words?

Welcome to the crazy world of "false friends" and "pseudo-anglicisms"... they look like English words but they're not

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The most important question for a certified translation of a personal document not in Latin script?

It's the simplest of things that can cause the most trouble. And when it comes to certified translations, getting this right is crucial!

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Two years as a Chartered Linguist!

Two years ago I attained the highest qualification for translators, Chartered Linguist. And I'm the only one in the UK for the languages I work from.

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5 May – Macedonian Language Day

How come Macedonian Language Day is on 5 May, and what strict rule makes spoken Macedonian sound so distinct?

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Tales from ethnic radio (part 3)

What happens when our listeners can't understand what's supposed to be "their" language? The battle between standard languages and their dialects.

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Македонски јазик: Божик или Божиќ?

Секоја година пред празникот се појавува истата дилема: Која форма е „помакедонска“? Еве го одговорот базиран на истражувањата на проф. д-р Елка Јачева-Улчар.

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Dua Lipa and her "pasosh"

After many decades of Yugoslav rule, Albanian spoken in Kosovo, Macedonia and Montenegro has some Serbo-Croatian words, but particularly in certain areas. Which ones? And why is this not unique?

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Kocani, Kočani or Kochani?

Some Macedonian linguistic pointers

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What's my 'mother language'?

International Mother Language Day and Global Language Advocacy Day are on! So what do I consider to be my 'mother languages' and why one of them is under threat...

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Slovenian, the odd one out

I translate into English from all Southern Slavic languages except one. Sorry, I can't do Slovenian. Here's my apology.

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Serbo-Croatian? Yes, I still work from it.

3 decades have passed since it officially ceased to exist but I still get requests to translate from Serbo-Croatian. How come?

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I'm now a full member of the Chartered Institute of Linguists of the UK!

Yet another accreditation...

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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Why are there so many Turkish words in Balkan languages?

Let's see how Turkish has influenced the languages of the Balkans and further afield. Bujrum!

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False Friend Friday! Time for some Latin-based words

Where the translation gets undone because just because a word looks the same in another language, it doesn't necessarily means the same.

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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Луд купон, the “crazy coupon” Bulgarian party

So who’s having a “crazy coupon” this weekend? 🎉 Wait!✋ A crazy coupon?🎟️😲 What’s that?

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Oldtajmer, evergrin, rekorder, golman… the world of Balkan pseudo-anglicisms

Did you hear about the man who collects “old-timers”? 👴🏽 Or that Frank Sinatra has many “evergreens”? 🌲

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Homonyms maketh the sentence…

How do you say in Bosnian, Croatian, Montenegrin or Serbian this: “Up there, the mountains burn worse”?👉 Gore gore gore gore.

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Naš jezik at Munich Airport

I’m about to fly off to Australia transiting through Munich Airport 🇩🇪 … so I’m preparing myself to be ready to speak in “naš jezik” (“our language”).

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Ramadan or Ramazan?

The Muslim holy month of Ramadan starts today, but how do you call the month? A case of local vs global of different circumstances

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2001: A Balkan Odyssey. Part 3 "Where's Biljana"

It's time to find Biljana. But before that, why does it seem that everyone in Macedonia knows each other? And why war-lead ethnic unity is addictive as Macedonia's opium.

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RIP Džansever

Džansever Dalipova, star of Macedonian Roma and Turkish Arabesque music, has died aged 59.

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Vibeάρω!

A bit of fun in the sun with one of this year’s viral summer songs in Greece – Vibeάρω (I Vibe)

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Wartime witch hunts

How binary discourses in war societies where everything is black and white creates the environment to brutally attack anyone who questions this

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Olivera Katarina (1940–2026)

The only woman the great Salvador Dalí knelt for. The glory, mystique and controversy surrounding this celebrated Yugoslav and Serbian actress and singer.

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I found the actual Ken Lee!!!

This has had me laughing all day. If you know, you know!

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How Bulgaria soared and sunk at the World Cup in the 1990s

The World Cup grand finale is on this weekend. Let's remember how Bulgaria did well in 1994 but failed in 1998. And what happened to 1994 star Lechkov?

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What's the latest with Honeyland star Atidje Muratova?

Good news: she's still looking after her bees.

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Tales from ethnic radio (the end)

Going from fax to internet... and into armed ethnic conflict. And how war hits harder when you actually have to deal with its brutal consequences.

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Vlado Janevski (1960-2026)

One of Macedonia's biggest pop stars has gone to his starry sky far away

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Keeping up with the Zogus, Albania’s royal family

Three generations of a family that mostly never had a throne, a country... or much in the way of restraint. And how does an Australian woman get involved in all this? Show us the drama!

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The king who became prime minister, muscular arms and other tales of the Bulgarian royals

A family history of exile, a tsar's comeback as a 21st-century prime minister, and how it all ends with his daughter trending for her muscular arms. Welcome to the stage, the Bulgarian Royal Family.

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Two marches, one city, twenty years of broken promises

A government-backed parade, a tolerated Pride, and the fiction of democratic balance and the "traditional family" in the Balkans.

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Donald Trump's birthday? Ha! It's also Ceca's!

Move over the Donald! There's someone else grander who has her birthday today too. But the similarities don't end there...

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Big Bulgarian wedding – no! Big Bulgarian graduation ball – da!

Why the tradition for big weddings in Bulgaria is no longer the case... and why graduation balls and festivities have taken their place.

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How the 1972 hajj brought smallpox to Yugoslavia... and how the country successfuly dealt with it

Socialist Yugoslavia always treated the Hajj and the participation of its citizens with care – they could come back with concepts that could bring the system down. But a Hajji in 1972 brought back something far more dangerous – a killer virus.

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Is Ricky Martin Montenegrin?

Who needs real evidence? Where the Balkan thing for bread and circuses, and claiming everyone and anyone as they're own, collide. Plus, I reveal Lady Gaga's alleged Balkan roots!

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Why there's no turbo folk/chalga at Eurovision

Disposable, easy pop with a local flavour and pleasing to the eye. You'd think turbo folk/chalga would be ideal for Eurovision, but you won't be seeing it on the big stage. How come...?

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Why Croatia's 2026 Eurovision song is problematic

Croatia's dark ethnic ballad entry for Eurovision 2026 has gained many fans across Europe. But the song is problematic in some aspects...

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"Don't take my picture then!" Arif Heralić and Alija Sirotanović – two socialist Yugoslav icons as one.

Did you know the most recognisable face of socialist Yugoslavia after Tito was of a Roma furnace worker from Bosnia? But many ex-Yugoslavs think it's another Bosnian. Here are their stories...

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May Day in socialist Yugoslavia

Who's up for a picnic? It's time for bean soup. How Tito's Yugoslavia celebrated the "holiday of labour" and what changed over time and what didn't. Oh, and there's that time I got punched.

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Video killed the red star in 1980s Bulgaria and Romania

How video casettes illegally smuggled from the west caused Bulgarians and Romanians to question their communist system in the 1980s. And how are James Bond movies treated in Bulgaria...

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Princes Amongst Men is back!

The book that launched my career as a Balkans sensitivity and authenticity reader is back, updated and bigger than ever!

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22 April – Lenin's birthday

So Lenin was one of the world's most prominent revolutionaries, but his legacy lasts by way of... first names and spring cleaning? All is explained here.

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"The buying and selling of votes is a crime" in Bulgaria

The aspects of Bulgarian elections that no-one else talks about. And what does Chalga have to say about it? All aboard the 'Bulgarian train'. Toot, toot!

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The eggs are dyed for Easter!

Yes, it's that time of year again, and I'm glad to say that the eggs turned out great this year.

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8 April – International Romani Day

Today is International Romani Day. Note, not 'Gypsy'. Why this is not the most appropriate term, and how ethnic labels can be complicated.

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Vale Yanka Rupkina!

Famous Bulgarian folk singer and member of the world-famous Trio Bulgarka, Yanka Rupkina, has died. Here is her extraordinary life.

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Lazarus Saturday – the Balkan debutante ball, and Palm Sunday – the Balkan flower festival

The weekend before Easter in Balkan Orthodox Christian societies sees major celebrations for the coming of spring, steeped in pagan origins.

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Tales from ethnic radio (part 2)

How I transitioned from listener to being listened. But first, let's bring in some music. 1990s Macedonian Turbofolk anyone? And what was the (surprising) word we couldn't mention?

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Tales from ethnic radio (part 1)

50 years ago today started the service I loathed as a child... but became my ticket to my future. The crazy yet wonderful world of ethnic, and particularly "Yugoslav", radio in Adelaide, Australia.

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Kostadinka Palazova, the voice of Bojmija, Macedonia (1939–2026)

Legendary Macedonian folk singer Kostadinka Palazova has passed away. Her life has been dedicated to keeping the songs of her birthplace alive in the face of official bans, ethnic cleansing and life in exile.

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When coins matter: stotinki and sixpence for Christmas

Big issue of the day – what coin do you use for your lucky-coin Christmas tradition? It matters to many in the Balkans AND Australia

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19 December is Saint Nicholas Day!

It's a pretty big day in some Orthodox Christian parts of the Balkans – St Nicholas Day. But how come it's happening 13 days after the rest of the world? And what are you not supposed to do today?

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Princes Amongst Men: Journeys with Gypsy Musicians is back!

Garth Cartwright's award-winning book about the talented Roma music stars of the Balkans is getting a re-release!

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Eat that burek... it could be useful later on

How my experience growing up Balkan in Australia has provided valuable knowledge to others.

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Slovenian, the odd one out

I translate into English from all Southern Slavic languages except one. Sorry, I can't do Slovenian. Here's my apology.

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My moment of 2024...

There's always one thing each year that stands out in my travels, and this year it was accidently discovering the huge gastarbeiter houses of eastern Serbia

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Utopia of the Uniform: Affective Afterlives of the Yugoslav People's Army by Tanja Petrović

22 December was Yugoslav People's Day. Here are some notes about the topics raised in this research, my personal connection to the former JNA and how its legacy lives on in the memories and legends of millions.

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Professor, Doctor, Docent, Magister... let's get into academic titles!

Some societies take them very seriously, some not so much. Find out more here...

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Why are there so many Turkish words in Balkan languages?

Let's see how Turkish has influenced the languages of the Balkans and further afield. Bujrum!

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Trileche, the not-so-traditional Balkan dish

How thanks to the Albanians, a Latin American cake conquered the Balkans.

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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25 years since the death of Bulgarian chalga star Rumyana

How the life and death of a popular chalga singer embodied the nature of post-Communist Bulgaria

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Who's gonna win: Sunderland or Newcastle? Fancy a Democracy Sausage? Or take a ride on the "Bulgarian Train"

Vote-count competitions between rival cities? How a mundane sausage in generic white bread is the epitome of mass democratic participation in Australia. And why a Bulgarian train is not a train. The weird world of election traditions.

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Oldtajmer, evergrin, rekorder, golman… the world of Balkan pseudo-anglicisms

Did you hear about the man who collects “old-timers”? 👴🏽 Or that Frank Sinatra has many “evergreens”? 🌲

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Ramadan or Ramazan?

The Muslim holy month of Ramadan starts today, but how do you call the month? A case of local vs global of different circumstances

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Out today! Elixir, In the Valley at the End of Time

The latest book that I played a part in its fruition (no, I’m not in it this time), by my dear friend, the award-winning writer Kapka Kassabova, is now available for purchase.

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Do we really need self-service counters in 'Pirate', me mateys?

Ahoy, me hearties! What may appear as a community service actually serves to undermine the supposed primary purpose of such language provision.

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Child interpreters. Why are we getting them to do an adult's job?

Children who interpret for their family members who do not know the local language are often portrayed as heroes. But what do these children think?

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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Five common myths about raising bilingual children

Surprising as it may be, I was once a child, but one who happened to grow up in a multilingual environment but dominated by English.

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If they don’t understand, they’ll just ask

But will they? Why having public-facing text optimised from the onset is better than expecting members of the public will simply ask if they don't understand something.

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Anchor clients and the power of reminders

What are anchor clients and how I was able to regain one thanks to sound advice on using reminders

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What's the obvious sign of a lazy translation from English into any other language?

Translation is supposed to convey info from one language to another, but if you just use the words only tweaked from the source language, then you're doing a disservice.

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Oldtimers, dancings and packets ... but are they English words?

Welcome to the crazy world of "false friends" and "pseudo-anglicisms"... they look like English words but they're not

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The most important question for a certified translation of a personal document not in Latin script?

It's the simplest of things that can cause the most trouble. And when it comes to certified translations, getting this right is crucial!

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Two years as a Chartered Linguist!

Two years ago I attained the highest qualification for translators, Chartered Linguist. And I'm the only one in the UK for the languages I work from.

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If you know another language then you cannot be a bigot! Is this true?

Is there any truth that knowing another language eliminates any chance of you being a bigot?

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Child interpreters. Why are we getting them to do an adult's job?

Children who interpret for their family members who do not know the local language are often portrayed as heroes. But what do these children think?

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How to pass off as a native English speaker when writing?

What's one of the biggest giveaways that a text in English was not written by a native speaker? Find out here with a simple and yet important tip...

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My new personalised stamp!

To add to that professional touch, I can have your documents stamped with my personalised round stamp.

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Professor, Doctor, Docent, Magister... let's get into academic titles!

Some societies take them very seriously, some not so much. Find out more here...

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Serbo-Croatian? Yes, I still work from it.

3 decades have passed since it officially ceased to exist but I still get requests to translate from Serbo-Croatian. How come?

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I'm now a full member of the Chartered Institute of Linguists of the UK!

Yet another accreditation...

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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International Translation Day and the Dragomans

How the Ottoman Empire granted its translators and interpreters, the Dragomans, with respect and status.

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Meyk lov - not vor

Why you shouldn't trust automated translation on LinkedIn or anywhere else. And are the Macedonians being targeted?

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Any place, any time…

👍The best thing about being a freelance translator is being able to work at any place at any time. 👎The worst thing about being a freelancer translator is being able to work at any place at any time.

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English language translation tips: use of long forms of country names

Republic of Serbia 🇷🇸, Republic of Croatia 🇭🇷, Kingdom of Norway 🇳🇴, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 🇬🇧, Oriental Republic of Uruguay 🇺🇾, Plurinational State of Bolivia 🇧🇴 …

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On the An Englishman in the Balkans podcast

I'm the guest on the latest episode

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Oldtimers, dancings and packets ... but are they English words?

Welcome to the crazy world of "false friends" and "pseudo-anglicisms"... they look like English words but they're not

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Muphry's Law strikes again!

Have you heard of Muphry's Law? No, it's not Murphy's Law, and if you thought that it was, then that's Muphry's Law. Confusing? Well, time to clear it up...

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If you know another language then you cannot be a bigot! Is this true?

Is there any truth that knowing another language eliminates any chance of you being a bigot?

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International Mother Language Day: "you're confusing him"

To show why mother languages matter, here's my story how educators in Australia tried stopping my parents speaking to me in my mother language.

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Careful, someone might hear you!

Think you can say vile things about the people around you because hardly anyone speaks your language? Think again! Because when you least suspect it, there'll be someone who does understand...

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A company by any other name than Nik?

Oil, banking, jewelry, optics, radio broadcasting, hard spirits... Nik does it all! But do I really?

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Dua Lipa and her "pasosh"

After many decades of Yugoslav rule, Albanian spoken in Kosovo, Macedonia and Montenegro has some Serbo-Croatian words, but particularly in certain areas. Which ones? And why is this not unique?

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Do we really need self-service counters in 'Pirate', me mateys?

Ahoy, me hearties! What may appear as a community service actually serves to undermine the supposed primary purpose of such language provision.

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What's my 'mother language'?

International Mother Language Day and Global Language Advocacy Day are on! So what do I consider to be my 'mother languages' and why one of them is under threat...

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Indian and Australian English... the links between them

India and Australia have common bonds that go beyond a passion for cricket. Here are a few words that Indian and Australian English uniquely share...

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"Merci" is how you say "thank you" in which language?

It may come as a surprise but it's not just in French...

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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You know that time when Madonna was interviewed by a Hungarian tabloid? Or when translation goes hilariously bad…

We all know how some translations can be so bad that they’re unintentionally hilarious, like the viral examples from Engrish.com...

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Working in IT? What do you call yourself? An IT-ian, a Hitechist…?

Working in IT? 👩🏻‍💻 Would you call yourself an IT-ian, Hitechist or Startupist?

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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You do Montenegrin and Bosnian, right?

Two more language directions have been added to my Institute of Translation and Interpreting profile

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Generic or specific? The issue stopping the free-trade agreement between the EU and Australia

Would you believe that the names of all these famous products are the cause for the deadlock in the free-trade agreement negotiations between the EU 🇪🇺 and Australia 🇦🇺. How come?

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Smoker’s remorse… or how false friends can be deeply expressive

🟰 Words that look the same or similar in two languages but have two, at times radically, different meanings are called “false friends”.

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The personal touch

Translation can often be a very sedentary existence, plugging away in front of a laptop, with little or no face-to-face contact with clients👨🏻‍💻

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World Cancer Day: cancer scare!

Even after being cured of cancer and remission is over, there's still the threat of it coming back for around go. What to do with a new cancer scare?

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Cancer and gallows humour: Thank you for the flowers 💐; I hope they die before I do!

What's one constant when it comes to the cancer experience? It's the gallows humour. Yes, it gets very, very dark. Why is this so?

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15 years cancer-free!!!

And I know because of an annual procedure a work colleague advised me to do...

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It's Men's Health Week... and I'm 15 years cancer-free!!!

The story of how I found out by chance that I no longer had cancer

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