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Keeping up with the Zogus, Albania’s royal family

Most deposed European royal families have the decency to fade quietly into minor nobility; the occasional wedding photo in a glossy magazine the only proof they ever wore a crown. The Zogus, Albania’s royal family, obviously did not get that memo… and to be fair, they never had much of a crown to begin with. The dynasty as we know it was founded in 1928 by Ahmet Zogu, a former Ottoman provincial chief who in 1925 became leader of the fledgling independent Albania and decided, reasonably enough by his own logic, that the job needed a better title. So the Albanian Parliament obliged, a dais was found, an oath was sworn on the Bible and the Koran in keeping with Albania’s unique (for the Balkans) accommodation of all religions, and Europe’s only Muslim king was created without anyone bothering to actually crown him – there was no fancy, huge-budget, tradition-steeped ceremony with a crown at all; just a vote and a speech, which didn’t stop contemporaries equating him with the self-anointed Napoleon anyway, on the basis that there’s nothing more Bonapartist than simply deciding you’re royal (-adjacent) and getting on with it.

Fascist Italy’s 1939 invasion of Albania brought an abrupt end to the country’s 11 years of royal rule. For the next eighty-odd years, the family went on to generate a genuinely operatic amount of material: we have bazookas, baby elephants, an Australian socialite in the mix, an armed insurrection… and a present-day prince who has, somehow, settled into the most normal life out of the lot by comparison.

It is, in other words, a family that never had the throne but never stopped behaving as though they might get it back any minute. Let’s get into the nitty-gritty of it all. Cue the intro music…

Leka I, “King of the Albanians” (1939–2011)

When the obituaries came out for Leka I in 2011, they somewhat undersold him, if anything. However, in his wife’s own obituary in 2004, the Telegraph described Leka as “a 6ft 9in tall, six-gun-toting giant who has never shaken off the aura of his country’s bandit culture”, which, allowing for journalistic flourish, was not an unfair summary of how he conducted himself for the better part of fifty years.

Leka’s mother was Geraldine Apponyi, the daughter of a Hungarian count and an American heiress, whom King Zog married in 1938. Leka was born the following year, but the Italian invasion of Albania two days (!) after his birth forced Zog and his family into permanent exile. The Albanian communists under Enver Hoxha formally abolished the monarchy in 1946.

The royal family then settled in the UK, with their first residence being The Ritz in London (nice digs!). In 1946, Zog and most of his family left England and went to live in Egypt at the invitation of King Farouk (who was of part-Albanian origin). After Nasser overthrew Farouk in 1952, a few years later the Zogus left for France. After King Zog’s death in Paris in 1961, the “Albanian national assembly in exile” proclaimed his son, Leka I, as “King of the Albanians”.

Leka was, by his own account, a man permanently engaged in liberating Albania from communism, though the lines between fact and cosplay here did tend to blur. In the late 1960s, it is alleged Leka I set up a training camp for an “Albanian Liberation Army” in Libya, a plan that collapsed along with King Idris’s regime in the 1969 coup led by Muammar Gadaffi. According to the South African journalist Jacques Pauw, Leka later discussed with notorious arms smuggler Dirk Stoffberg (who, by Pauw’s description, was “a murderer, conman, money launderer and self-proclaimed killer”) training a guerrilla force of up to 1800 men to invade Albania and toppling Enver Hoxha (now can we understand why Hoxha built those 750,000 bunkers). Nothing came of it, except for those bunkers in response, though the correspondence survived to be quoted back at Leka.

By the early 1960s, as friends of General Franco, Leka and his mother were living in fascist Spain, which was also the base for the deposed Bulgarian royal family. Madrid was where the legend started. Leka supposedly ran what amounted to a private war room at his villa, training – or living the fantasy of training – liberation forces. Leka eventually exhausted the patience of post-Franco Spain, and in 1979 fled the country owing, by one account, millions of pesetas in debts and having a personal arsenal that had led to several arrests on arms-smuggling charges, the most well-known occurring in Thailand in 1977. The flight out (to Ian Smith’s Rhodesia, no less) very nearly became a diplomatic incident in its own right: when his plane stopped to refuel in Gabon, local troops or armed mercenaries (depending on who you talk to – some claiming Hoxha had hired them to seize Leka, though the real reason was more likely score-settling of another, murkier, kind) surrounded the aircraft. Leka saw them off in the most, erm, diplomatic way possible: by appearing in the doorway of the plane brandishing a bazooka. It’s just another day in the office, really.

The Rhodesia sojourn didn’t last long. Leka later said of his hurried exit that he would have been the best gift Robert Mugabe could have given the Hoxha government in Tirana (Enver Hoxha certainly lived rent-free in Leka’s head). And so it was on to apartheid South Africa, which proved a more durable arrangement, not least because the white-minority government there granted Leka and his family diplomatic status. Life for Leka, wife and son (born 1982) continued in a compound near Johannesburg.

With the Communists toppled in 1991 but then rebranding as Socialists and winning the subsequent multiparty elections in Albania the following year, Leka saw his opportunity to visit his former kingdom in 1993. He was expecting his long-suffering subjects to greet him as a saviour upon his triumphant return. That fairytale didn’t happen. Entering in on a passport issued by his own Royal Court-in-exile, which the Albanian government rightfully refused to recognise, Leka had his profession listed down humbly as “King”. The visit turned out to be a non-event; Leka was asked to leave immediately and duly informed that he would be readmitted only if he were to obtain an ordinary (read: genuine) citizen’s passport.

Leka was obviously delulu of how much (i.e. little) support for the monarchy there was inside Albania. However, throughout the 1990s when Albanians in former Yugoslavia, especially in Kosovo, were facing repression, Leka’s advocacy for a unified ethnic Albanian nation gained him widespread support among the Albanian diaspora (he was, after all, “King of the Albanians”). But given his unsavoury past and somewhat erratic behaviour, this positioning caused deep concern among Albania’s neighbours and in international circles.

That didn’t stop Leka though. He pursued his goal relentlessly, nay, recklessly. In 1997, Leka returned once more to Albania (at the time, it was reported he entered clandestinely and illegally, like on an armed mission) amid the violent uprising that engulfed Albania followed the collapse of pyramid investment schemes. First he tried to secure a support base in the traditional lands of his ancestors in the north of the country. However, the return of Leka, who portrayed himself as a source of stability, served only to further inflame Albania’s volatile politics.

A referendum on whether to restore the monarchy was held simultaneously with parliamentary elections in June 1997, resulting in an overwhelming vote for maintaining the republic. The monarchists blamed the socialists i.e. former communists for manipulating the results, which led to more mudslinging. Leka then decided to hold rallies calling on Albanians to “protect their vote”. On 3 July, dressed in military fatigues and with a grenade and a pistol strapped to his leg (on brand for him) and flanked by armed guards, he greeted around 2000 supporters in Tirana’s central Skanderbeg Square to chants of “Albanians will defend their vote. Down with the communists. We want the king”. In what can be described as “pure Albania”, a brief armed standoff and a deadly gunfight occurred soon after, resulting in one death and Leka being shot in the leg (ouch!). Leka later failed to respond to a summons from the prosecutor’s office to appear in court on the shenanigans in the square, and instead on 12 July hightailed it out of Albania on a private jet back to Jo’berg. In his absence, he was tried and sentenced to three years’ imprisonment for attempting to organise an armed insurrection.

The controversy, and arms, kept following him regardless. In 1999, after the new post-apartheid South African government had soured on its house guest, police raided Leka’s luxury Johannesburg compound and found your usual household items: grenade launchers, anti-personnel mines and roughly fourteen thousand rounds of ammunition – a remarkable amount of ordnance for a man with no actual army and who now claimed not to be a “king” as stated on his novelty royal Albanian passport but as a “commodity broker” (yes, but what “commodities”?). The Albanian Royal Court’s own account adds a stranger post-script: while in custody Leka fell suddenly and severely ill, and the family suspected poisoning, though no cause was ever established; the charges were dropped within three months and the collection quietly returned.

For all that, he was touchy about the label “arms dealer” specifically. He always denied the accusation, insisting it was “communist propaganda”. Leka went as far to sue, and win, two defamation cases against French magazines that had called him such. Whatever the precise legal distinction between a man with fourteen thousand rounds of ammunition and an arms dealer, the courts apparently found one.

With sentiment changed in Albania after the millenium, more than 70 Albanian parliament members petitioned for the royal family to be allowed to return to Albania. Albanian president Alfred Moisiu rather surprisingly granted Leka a pardon in 2002, paving the way for him and his family to return legitimately to their homeland for good. Leka also had some confiscated property restored to him. This time round though, having finally learnt the hard way, Leka largely refrained from involving himself in politics, and from 2005 officially withdrew from public life.

What? You want some more absurdity about Leka? OK, here’s something extra. Leka struck up a friendship with Ronald Reagan (of course!) during Reagan’s time as Governor of California, and in 1967 marked the relationship by gifting him… a live baby elephant – a gesture that says a good deal about a man who never let the absence of a throne cramp his sense of scale. Apparently, the baby elephant’s name was Gertie, but Nancy Reagan deemed the name “unrefined” and renamed the pachyderm “GOP” – geddit, because the elephant is the symbol of the “Grand Old Party” aka Republicans *eyeroll*.

Really, Nancy?! Did your astrologist come up with that one?

Susan, the Australian Albanian queen crown princess (1941–2004)

January 2024 saw the Australian media go into overdrive when news broke that Queen Margrethe II of Denmark announced her abdication in favour of her son Frederik.

Why would the Aussie media be that interested in Danish royalty, you may be asking?

Well, as most Australians know, Tasmanian girl Mary Donaldson met some Danish bloke at a popular drinking spot in Sydney during the 2000 Olympics. Mary had no idea this guy she was talking to was not just Danish royalty but also heir to the throne. Love blossomed, which resulted in marriage in 2004, Mary renouncing her Australian (and British) citizenship, becoming a full-on Dane and giving birth to four children. “Our Mary” (as the Australian media always refers to her) was on her way to becoming a bona fide queen – “the first Australian to do so”.

Or was she?

Poor Susan. Always overlooked, because if we’re going to be exact here, it wasn’t “our Mary” but “our Susan” who was the first Australian to become a “queen” – Queen of the Albanians, no less.

Leka’s own romantic life took an unexpectedly antipodean twist when in 1975 he married Susan Cullen-Ward, an art teacher, artist and budding Egyptologist by profession, but better known as a highly connected socialite from Sydney, Australia. Coming from a squattocracy family (Australia’s landed gentry), she had grown up on her family’s sheep station near Cumnock in rural New South Wales, and attended the prestigious Presbyterian Ladies’ College in the town of Orange and then university in Sydney. To show her pedigree, Susan’s cousin was apparently none other than Andrew Barton Paterson, better known to Australians as Banjo Paterson, one of Australia’s most heralded poets – he wrote the lyrics to Waltzing Matilda, Australia’s most famous song, and appears on the Australian $10 note. What we do know for certain is Susan’s first marriage with English husband Rick Williams lasted three years. The details from here on start to get a bit iffy, but that’s the internet for you. Where she met the King of Albanians depends on which account you believe – at a Sydney dinner party in the late 1960s or later during a scholarship at Sorbonne University in Paris where Leka invited her to study in Spain. Whichever it was, they were engaged in 1974, married the following year in a civil ceremony at the town hall in Biarritz, followed by a religious ceremony in Madrid.

Rumours always swirled that Susan had converted to Islam, Leka’s religion, but that’s simply not true. All throughout her life and later at ceremonies, such as at her funeral, there was always public acknowledgement of her Anglican Christian faith.

In any case, there were some Albanians, and other European royals, who did not approve of Susan – the former for her lack of Albanian roots; the latter for not being of the proper blood-line for them, despite her distant connections with the British royals.

Susan took on the unofficial title of Crown Princess of the Albanians, but royalist circles styled her as “Queen Susan”, though no government anywhere signed off on it. Australia’s own position was a tidy diplomatic fudge: when Andrew Peacock was foreign minister (and close friend and one-time lover of Shirley MacLaine), the Australian government issued her a passport reading “Susan Cullen-Ward, known as Queen Susan” – official enough to travel on but non-committal on the royal business.

And guess what was Leka’s affectionate name for Susan?

Apparently it was “Roo”. As in short for “Kangaroo”. Aww!

There seems to be an unwritten decree that every royal, official or not, must have a self-named foundation of some sort, and Susan was no exception – the Queen Susan Cultural Foundation in the United States, which funnelled medical aid and educational support to Albanians.

Susan went to Albania with her husband Leka and son Leka in 2002 after her husband’s long exile finally ended; however, she didn’t get much time to enjoy her time living in Albania. A life-long heavy smoker, Susan was diagnosed with lung cancer soon after their relocation to Tirana, where she died in July 2004, aged 63.

Leka II, the heir who’s been busy advising

Their son, and head of the House of Zogu since his father’s death in 2011, Leka II, or going by his full name: Leka Anwar Zog Reza Baudouin Msiziwe Zogu, has had, by pretender standards, a fairly active public career. He went through Sandhurst himself (named best foreign student when he was there) and had stints studying in Italy, Albania and Kosovo. From there, Leka (for short) has had a series of Albanian government advisory posts – to the foreign minister, then the interior minister and then the president. This is about as close as the family has come to actual office since his grandfather Zog’s dethroning in 1939.

His personal life has had its own royal-soap-opera quality. He married the actress and singer Elia Zaharia in 2016, in a civil ceremony at Tirana’s old royal palace, officiated, with a certain historical irony, by the city’s then mayor Erion Veliaj of the Socialist Party. Five Albanian religious leaders representing the faiths of Sunni Islam, Bektashi, and the Christian traditions of Orthodox, Catholic and Protestant (in honour of his mother Susan) blessed the couple, in a ceremony symbolising yet again Albania’s time-honoured tolerance of different denominations. The guest list for the wedding was a who’s who of Europe’s deposed royal families, plus Leka’s rellies from his mum Susan’s side popped over from Oz for the bash (big question from the Australians: did they do the Nutbush?)

Now this is something – Elia gave birth to a daughter, Geraldine, on 22 October 2020 at Queen Geraldine Maternity Hospital in Tirana, on the 18th anniversary of Leka’s grandmother Queen Geraldine’s death. Now for something earth-shattering: the royal couple named their daughter Geraldine in her honour.

Unfortunately, the marriage didn’t turn out how they wanted it to be, and so Leka and Elia divorced in 2024.

However, Leka II is still one who believes in love, and so in early 2026 he announced on Instagram (where else?) that he is to tie the knot again – this time with Tirana-based photographer Blerta Celibashi. A private ceremony took place first on a beach near Sarandë, Albania’s tourist mecca, and then at Apponyi Castle in Slovakia – a venue that belongs to his late grandmother Queen Geraldine’s family line. Both were relatively understated events, so perhaps finally the Albanian royals had received that ‘go-demure’ memo the other faded blue-bloods of Europe have had for a while. It must have been lost in the mail given the seemingly no-fixed-address nature of Leka II’s predecessors.

It’s a peculiar kind of inheritance, taken as a whole: a bazooka-wielding father, an Australian socialite mother who became “queen” and a son who inherited the name, the “title” and none of the firepower – just a comparatively conventional life of advisor postings and little scandal, living away from full public view.

What’s striking, looking at the three of them in sequence, is how until their more dignified return to Albania in 2002, the family never truly adjusted its self-image to match its actual circumstances. Zog crowned himself out of a country he’d fancifully made into a kingdom; his son spent fifty years defending a throne that hadn’t effectively existed since he was two days old, arms cache and all; and in the middle of all that, an Australian woman found herself with a passport that listed her as a so-called queen. Only Leka II seems to have made peace with the gap between the title and the territory – he kept the name, did the advisory jobs, had the weddings and, on appearances, got on with it without the drama… which may be the most royal thing anyone in this family has done yet.

Thank you Garth Cartwright of Yakety Yak, a great friend of mine, for the suggestion to write about the Albanian royals, in response to my piece about their equally eccentric Bulgarian counterparts (more about them here).

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Time for me to spruik the very uniquely Australian term spruik. What does it mean and where did it come from?

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Dishlicker, check-out chick, doover? The yeah nahs and nah yeahs of the Oxford Dictionary's new Australian English additions

Wotz hot and wotz not?! Your resident Australian English localiser goes through the Oxford English Dictionary's latest Aussie slang additions and gives a propa Aussie verdict.

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Australian English: EOFY

This initialism represents one of the most important dates on Australia's financial calendar. What does it mean and what you should know about it?

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Australian English: dreaming and dream

How “dream” and "dreaming" in Australia came to describe the sacred, the suburban, the satirical and the simply delusional, and what this says about the country that uses these words these ways.

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Australian English: going troppo and mango madness

It's hot and everyone's a bit heat-affected... well, we Aussies have the perfect sayings to describe this craziness!

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Australian English: going troppo

The heat and humidity can do weird things to people, so that's why Aussies have this saying to explain it all...

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Do you know what a "phrasal verb" is?

Most native English speakers have no idea about this very common feature of English, even though they use them all the time. As for others, they're a nightmare.

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Do Australians understand US English?

Many clients try to pass off their US English texts and copy for Australia. While most Aussies will get it, there's a large section of the Australian public that won't. Who are these people?

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What is one of Australia's iconic sounds?

No, it's nothing to do with an animal call. It's a sound that international music stars have even sampled...

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Australian English: '-or' vs '-our'

"But '-or' spellings are American?" has said many an Aussie. But are they really? Not exactly. Find out how and where there are exceptions to the rule in Australian English.

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Why Australian media give warnings of deceased Indigenous people?

The recent case of Kumajayi Little Baby shows how Australian media handle indigenous mourning protocols. Here are the details and background to them.

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Australian English: Anzac Day

Parades, dawn services, two-up, biscuits... What you need to know about Australia (and New Zealand's) veteran's day. Plus, why the day is more important to some Aussies than others.

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Australian English: Easter and shops

What's open and what's not this Easter in Australia...Time to give a real-life example of Australian English.

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Australian English: pokies

Found in most pubs, clubs and casinos throughout Australia, the pokies are an important feature of Australian social culture. But what are they? Find out here...

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You fetta believe it! Australian feta, parmesan and prosecco remain.

Feta or white cheese? Prosecco or sparkling wine? How will the new EU-Australia free-trade agreement (not) affect the terms Aussies use for certain products

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Australian English: farewell and vale

No, I'm not leaving here. Linguistically, Australians actually have unique ways of bidding farewell to someone who's going for a long time... or forever.

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Australian English: to farewell

Yet another unexpected Australian-ism I and an internet superstar recently discovered...

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Australian English: demo

Aussies love shortening words and ending cutesy endings to them. But what happens when the same shortened word could mean multiple things?

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Australians laughing at ChatGPT's US English default when Aussies use it

If Australia's answer to the Onion is making fun of how AI uses US English as a default, then that means Aussies notice when you're using it in your text and copy. But there's a solution to this...

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How you can tell that an Australian wrote English text... without being told?

Are your international customers getting your message? Are you aware that some of the words, phrases and terms you use could have no or a different meaning elsewhere. That's where you need your copy and text reviewed for your target audience.

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So I go all the way to Australia to do this...

Off to the beach? Avoid the snakes and sharks? No... something completely different but expected from me.

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Australian English: thongs

Aussies love wearing thongs outdoors. But does "thongs" mean the same in Australia as it does in other countries? Find out here...

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Australian English: programme vs program

Which one is the accepted spelling in Australia? You might be surprised at the answer!

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Australian English: abroad vs overseas

There are a number of seemingly ordinary English words that can get Aussies thinking 'that's not right'. Here's the case with one...?

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Chinwag Tuesday podcast with Amanda Boyne

Want to hear how I speak in Australian English with another Australian English specialist? Here's your chance

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Australian English: tap, tag or touch?

How do you describe using a payment card to use public transport in Australia? It depends where in Australia you are...

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Australian English: maths or math

Want to get Aussies angry? Ask this mathematical question...

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Do I translate into Australian?

Many people are shocked when they find out I'm a translator, but their jaws drop even more when I tell them that I also 'translate' into Australian English.

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Australia Day/Invasion Day: the Lamb Ad!

Would you believe that one of the most anticipated events in the lead-up to Australia's national day on 26 January is... an ad about eating lamb! More about the vibe here...

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Australia and New Zealand do seasons a little differently...

Why wishing your clients, friends and relatives in Australia a happy start to summer on December 21st is not the way to do it...

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Australian English: peanut butter or peanut paste?

Tread carefully! The extraordinary story of this salty Australian regionalism and how it can ignite passions worthy of a civil war.

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Macquarie Dictionary's 2024 word of the year is...

Australia's prime source for all things Australian English has picked its word for 2024. And this time, I agree!

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Indian and Australian English... the links between them

India and Australia have common bonds that go beyond a passion for cricket. Here are a few words that Indian and Australian English uniquely share...

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What's the name of this famous Australian natural landmark?

One of Australia's most visited tourist sites has two official names, but Aussies almost exclusively use one of them. Do you know which one?

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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Australian English: is it email and/or e-mail?

Welcome to confusion with "email" in Australia. It's generational...

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Australian (Olympics) English: battered sav, hello boys, crazy date, flat bags, goose...

How a comedy routine during the 2000 Sydney Olympics provided Australia with its own, very naughty, gymnastics lexicon!

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Why are Aussies so good at swimming?

To get away from the sharks! Nah, it's more than that.

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Australian English: "We're de factos!"

Many Australians are in "de facto relationships". What are these and how do they differ from marriage?

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Poor Gina...

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Australia's richest woman, mining magnate Gina Rinehart got more than what she bargained for when she wanted a portrait of her taken down. And how does wine figure into this too?

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Australian etiquette: the Outback Driving Wave

It’s all about being friendly when driving out in “woop woop” (the middle of nowhere) in Australia. A definite must-do!

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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Three everyday words that exist in Australian English only!

Ask what’s most unique about Australian English 🪃, the answers usually are our accent and slang✔️. However, there are also a number of uniquely Australian English words in regular use, even in formal situations, that Australians are surprised to find are not used everywhere else in the English-speaking world (OK, sometimes also in New Zealand🥝, […]

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Watch out, here comes the Aussie version of The Office…

Are you a fan of the cult TV comedy show The Office?🕺And which version: the UK one 🇬🇧? The US one 🇺🇸? The French one 🇫🇷? The Indian one 🇮🇳 or any of the other 13 variants made? 📣 News in is that an Australian 🇦🇺 version of The Office will be hitting our screens […]

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Australian English: "You can find the Doonas in Manchester”

Now this might sound a bit random but this is something you’ll hear all the time, in all places, in department stores in Australia. How come?

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The time when George Bush Senior figuratively told the Aussies where to go…

Have you unwittingly done a hand gesture that meant something completely different in another country? Here’s a true story…

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Seachange, Treechange, E-change

Something Australian (but no way uniquely) today…Do you fancy an escape from the rat race and going for a seachange 🌊, treechange 🌳 or e-change 💻?

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Watch my talk on Balkan multilingualism

My talk about Balkan multilingualism can be seen now!

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Oldtimers, dancings and packets ... but are they English words?

Welcome to the crazy world of "false friends" and "pseudo-anglicisms"... they look like English words but they're not

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The most important question for a certified translation of a personal document not in Latin script?

It's the simplest of things that can cause the most trouble. And when it comes to certified translations, getting this right is crucial!

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Two years as a Chartered Linguist!

Two years ago I attained the highest qualification for translators, Chartered Linguist. And I'm the only one in the UK for the languages I work from.

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5 May – Macedonian Language Day

How come Macedonian Language Day is on 5 May, and what strict rule makes spoken Macedonian sound so distinct?

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Tales from ethnic radio (part 3)

What happens when our listeners can't understand what's supposed to be "their" language? The battle between standard languages and their dialects.

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Македонски јазик: Божик или Божиќ?

Секоја година пред празникот се појавува истата дилема: Која форма е „помакедонска“? Еве го одговорот базиран на истражувањата на проф. д-р Елка Јачева-Улчар.

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Kocani, Kočani or Kochani?

Some Macedonian linguistic pointers

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What's my 'mother language'?

International Mother Language Day and Global Language Advocacy Day are on! So what do I consider to be my 'mother languages' and why one of them is under threat...

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Slovenian, the odd one out

I translate into English from all Southern Slavic languages except one. Sorry, I can't do Slovenian. Here's my apology.

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Serbo-Croatian? Yes, I still work from it.

3 decades have passed since it officially ceased to exist but I still get requests to translate from Serbo-Croatian. How come?

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I'm now a full member of the Chartered Institute of Linguists of the UK!

Yet another accreditation...

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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Why are there so many Turkish words in Balkan languages?

Let's see how Turkish has influenced the languages of the Balkans and further afield. Bujrum!

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False Friend Friday! Time for some Latin-based words

Where the translation gets undone because just because a word looks the same in another language, it doesn't necessarily means the same.

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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Луд купон, the “crazy coupon” Bulgarian party

So who’s having a “crazy coupon” this weekend? 🎉 Wait!✋ A crazy coupon?🎟️😲 What’s that?

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Oldtajmer, evergrin, rekorder, golman… the world of Balkan pseudo-anglicisms

Did you hear about the man who collects “old-timers”? 👴🏽 Or that Frank Sinatra has many “evergreens”? 🌲

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Homonyms maketh the sentence…

How do you say in Bosnian, Croatian, Montenegrin or Serbian this: “Up there, the mountains burn worse”?👉 Gore gore gore gore.

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Naš jezik at Munich Airport

I’m about to fly off to Australia transiting through Munich Airport 🇩🇪 … so I’m preparing myself to be ready to speak in “naš jezik” (“our language”).

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Ramadan or Ramazan?

The Muslim holy month of Ramadan starts today, but how do you call the month? A case of local vs global of different circumstances

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2001: A Balkan Odyssey. Part 3 "Where's Biljana"

It's time to find Biljana. But before that, why does it seem that everyone in Macedonia knows each other? And why war-lead ethnic unity is addictive as Macedonia's opium.

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RIP Džansever

Džansever Dalipova, star of Macedonian Roma and Turkish Arabesque music, has died aged 59.

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Vibeάρω!

A bit of fun in the sun with one of this year’s viral summer songs in Greece – Vibeάρω (I Vibe)

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Wartime witch hunts

How binary discourses in war societies where everything is black and white creates the environment to brutally attack anyone who questions this

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Olivera Katarina (1940–2026)

The only woman the great Salvador Dalí knelt for. The glory, mystique and controversy surrounding this celebrated Yugoslav and Serbian actress and singer.

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I found the actual Ken Lee!!!

This has had me laughing all day. If you know, you know!

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How Bulgaria soared and sunk at the World Cup in the 1990s

The World Cup grand finale is on this weekend. Let's remember how Bulgaria did well in 1994 but failed in 1998. And what happened to 1994 star Lechkov?

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What's the latest with Honeyland star Atidje Muratova?

Good news: she's still looking after her bees.

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Tales from ethnic radio (the end)

Going from fax to internet... and into armed ethnic conflict. And how war hits harder when you actually have to deal with its brutal consequences.

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Vlado Janevski (1960-2026)

One of Macedonia's biggest pop stars has gone to his starry sky far away

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Keeping up with the Zogus, Albania’s royal family

Three generations of a family that mostly never had a throne, a country... or much in the way of restraint. And how does an Australian woman get involved in all this? Show us the drama!

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The king who became prime minister, muscular arms and other tales of the Bulgarian royals

A family history of exile, a tsar's comeback as a 21st-century prime minister, and how it all ends with his daughter trending for her muscular arms. Welcome to the stage, the Bulgarian Royal Family.

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Two marches, one city, twenty years of broken promises

A government-backed parade, a tolerated Pride, and the fiction of democratic balance and the "traditional family" in the Balkans.

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Donald Trump's birthday? Ha! It's also Ceca's!

Move over the Donald! There's someone else grander who has her birthday today too. But the similarities don't end there...

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Big Bulgarian wedding – no! Big Bulgarian graduation ball – da!

Why the tradition for big weddings in Bulgaria is no longer the case... and why graduation balls and festivities have taken their place.

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How the 1972 hajj brought smallpox to Yugoslavia... and how the country successfuly dealt with it

Socialist Yugoslavia always treated the Hajj and the participation of its citizens with care – they could come back with concepts that could bring the system down. But a Hajji in 1972 brought back something far more dangerous – a killer virus.

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Is Ricky Martin Montenegrin?

Who needs real evidence? Where the Balkan thing for bread and circuses, and claiming everyone and anyone as they're own, collide. Plus, I reveal Lady Gaga's alleged Balkan roots!

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Why there's no turbo folk/chalga at Eurovision

Disposable, easy pop with a local flavour and pleasing to the eye. You'd think turbo folk/chalga would be ideal for Eurovision, but you won't be seeing it on the big stage. How come...?

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Why Croatia's 2026 Eurovision song is problematic

Croatia's dark ethnic ballad entry for Eurovision 2026 has gained many fans across Europe. But the song is problematic in some aspects...

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"Don't take my picture then!" Arif Heralić and Alija Sirotanović – two socialist Yugoslav icons as one.

Did you know the most recognisable face of socialist Yugoslavia after Tito was of a Roma furnace worker from Bosnia? But many ex-Yugoslavs think it's another Bosnian. Here are their stories...

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May Day in socialist Yugoslavia

Who's up for a picnic? It's time for bean soup. How Tito's Yugoslavia celebrated the "holiday of labour" and what changed over time and what didn't. Oh, and there's that time I got punched.

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Video killed the red star in 1980s Bulgaria and Romania

How video casettes illegally smuggled from the west caused Bulgarians and Romanians to question their communist system in the 1980s. And how are James Bond movies treated in Bulgaria...

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Princes Amongst Men is back!

The book that launched my career as a Balkans sensitivity and authenticity reader is back, updated and bigger than ever!

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22 April – Lenin's birthday

So Lenin was one of the world's most prominent revolutionaries, but his legacy lasts by way of... first names and spring cleaning? All is explained here.

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"The buying and selling of votes is a crime" in Bulgaria

The aspects of Bulgarian elections that no-one else talks about. And what does Chalga have to say about it? All aboard the 'Bulgarian train'. Toot, toot!

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The eggs are dyed for Easter!

Yes, it's that time of year again, and I'm glad to say that the eggs turned out great this year.

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8 April – International Romani Day

Today is International Romani Day. Note, not 'Gypsy'. Why this is not the most appropriate term, and how ethnic labels can be complicated.

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Vale Yanka Rupkina!

Famous Bulgarian folk singer and member of the world-famous Trio Bulgarka, Yanka Rupkina, has died. Here is her extraordinary life.

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Lazarus Saturday – the Balkan debutante ball, and Palm Sunday – the Balkan flower festival

The weekend before Easter in Balkan Orthodox Christian societies sees major celebrations for the coming of spring, steeped in pagan origins.

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Tales from ethnic radio (part 2)

How I transitioned from listener to being listened. But first, let's bring in some music. 1990s Macedonian Turbofolk anyone? And what was the (surprising) word we couldn't mention?

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Tales from ethnic radio (part 1)

50 years ago today started the service I loathed as a child... but became my ticket to my future. The crazy yet wonderful world of ethnic, and particularly "Yugoslav", radio in Adelaide, Australia.

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Kostadinka Palazova, the voice of Bojmija, Macedonia (1939–2026)

Legendary Macedonian folk singer Kostadinka Palazova has passed away. Her life has been dedicated to keeping the songs of her birthplace alive in the face of official bans, ethnic cleansing and life in exile.

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When coins matter: stotinki and sixpence for Christmas

Big issue of the day – what coin do you use for your lucky-coin Christmas tradition? It matters to many in the Balkans AND Australia

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19 December is Saint Nicholas Day!

It's a pretty big day in some Orthodox Christian parts of the Balkans – St Nicholas Day. But how come it's happening 13 days after the rest of the world? And what are you not supposed to do today?

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Princes Amongst Men: Journeys with Gypsy Musicians is back!

Garth Cartwright's award-winning book about the talented Roma music stars of the Balkans is getting a re-release!

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Eat that burek... it could be useful later on

How my experience growing up Balkan in Australia has provided valuable knowledge to others.

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Slovenian, the odd one out

I translate into English from all Southern Slavic languages except one. Sorry, I can't do Slovenian. Here's my apology.

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My moment of 2024...

There's always one thing each year that stands out in my travels, and this year it was accidently discovering the huge gastarbeiter houses of eastern Serbia

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Utopia of the Uniform: Affective Afterlives of the Yugoslav People's Army by Tanja Petrović

22 December was Yugoslav People's Day. Here are some notes about the topics raised in this research, my personal connection to the former JNA and how its legacy lives on in the memories and legends of millions.

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Professor, Doctor, Docent, Magister... let's get into academic titles!

Some societies take them very seriously, some not so much. Find out more here...

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Why are there so many Turkish words in Balkan languages?

Let's see how Turkish has influenced the languages of the Balkans and further afield. Bujrum!

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Trileche, the not-so-traditional Balkan dish

How thanks to the Albanians, a Latin American cake conquered the Balkans.

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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25 years since the death of Bulgarian chalga star Rumyana

How the life and death of a popular chalga singer embodied the nature of post-Communist Bulgaria

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Who's gonna win: Sunderland or Newcastle? Fancy a Democracy Sausage? Or take a ride on the "Bulgarian Train"

Vote-count competitions between rival cities? How a mundane sausage in generic white bread is the epitome of mass democratic participation in Australia. And why a Bulgarian train is not a train. The weird world of election traditions.

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Oldtajmer, evergrin, rekorder, golman… the world of Balkan pseudo-anglicisms

Did you hear about the man who collects “old-timers”? 👴🏽 Or that Frank Sinatra has many “evergreens”? 🌲

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Ramadan or Ramazan?

The Muslim holy month of Ramadan starts today, but how do you call the month? A case of local vs global of different circumstances

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Out today! Elixir, In the Valley at the End of Time

The latest book that I played a part in its fruition (no, I’m not in it this time), by my dear friend, the award-winning writer Kapka Kassabova, is now available for purchase.

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Do we really need self-service counters in 'Pirate', me mateys?

Ahoy, me hearties! What may appear as a community service actually serves to undermine the supposed primary purpose of such language provision.

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Child interpreters. Why are we getting them to do an adult's job?

Children who interpret for their family members who do not know the local language are often portrayed as heroes. But what do these children think?

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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Five common myths about raising bilingual children

Surprising as it may be, I was once a child, but one who happened to grow up in a multilingual environment but dominated by English.

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If they don’t understand, they’ll just ask

But will they? Why having public-facing text optimised from the onset is better than expecting members of the public will simply ask if they don't understand something.

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Anchor clients and the power of reminders

What are anchor clients and how I was able to regain one thanks to sound advice on using reminders

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What's the obvious sign of a lazy translation from English into any other language?

Translation is supposed to convey info from one language to another, but if you just use the words only tweaked from the source language, then you're doing a disservice.

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Oldtimers, dancings and packets ... but are they English words?

Welcome to the crazy world of "false friends" and "pseudo-anglicisms"... they look like English words but they're not

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The most important question for a certified translation of a personal document not in Latin script?

It's the simplest of things that can cause the most trouble. And when it comes to certified translations, getting this right is crucial!

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Two years as a Chartered Linguist!

Two years ago I attained the highest qualification for translators, Chartered Linguist. And I'm the only one in the UK for the languages I work from.

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If you know another language then you cannot be a bigot! Is this true?

Is there any truth that knowing another language eliminates any chance of you being a bigot?

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Child interpreters. Why are we getting them to do an adult's job?

Children who interpret for their family members who do not know the local language are often portrayed as heroes. But what do these children think?

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How to pass off as a native English speaker when writing?

What's one of the biggest giveaways that a text in English was not written by a native speaker? Find out here with a simple and yet important tip...

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My new personalised stamp!

To add to that professional touch, I can have your documents stamped with my personalised round stamp.

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Professor, Doctor, Docent, Magister... let's get into academic titles!

Some societies take them very seriously, some not so much. Find out more here...

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Serbo-Croatian? Yes, I still work from it.

3 decades have passed since it officially ceased to exist but I still get requests to translate from Serbo-Croatian. How come?

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I'm now a full member of the Chartered Institute of Linguists of the UK!

Yet another accreditation...

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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International Translation Day and the Dragomans

How the Ottoman Empire granted its translators and interpreters, the Dragomans, with respect and status.

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Meyk lov - not vor

Why you shouldn't trust automated translation on LinkedIn or anywhere else. And are the Macedonians being targeted?

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Any place, any time…

👍The best thing about being a freelance translator is being able to work at any place at any time. 👎The worst thing about being a freelancer translator is being able to work at any place at any time.

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English language translation tips: use of long forms of country names

Republic of Serbia 🇷🇸, Republic of Croatia 🇭🇷, Kingdom of Norway 🇳🇴, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 🇬🇧, Oriental Republic of Uruguay 🇺🇾, Plurinational State of Bolivia 🇧🇴 …

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Oldtimers, dancings and packets ... but are they English words?

Welcome to the crazy world of "false friends" and "pseudo-anglicisms"... they look like English words but they're not

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Muphry's Law strikes again!

Have you heard of Muphry's Law? No, it's not Murphy's Law, and if you thought that it was, then that's Muphry's Law. Confusing? Well, time to clear it up...

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If you know another language then you cannot be a bigot! Is this true?

Is there any truth that knowing another language eliminates any chance of you being a bigot?

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International Mother Language Day: "you're confusing him"

To show why mother languages matter, here's my story how educators in Australia tried stopping my parents speaking to me in my mother language.

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Careful, someone might hear you!

Think you can say vile things about the people around you because hardly anyone speaks your language? Think again! Because when you least suspect it, there'll be someone who does understand...

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A company by any other name than Nik?

Oil, banking, jewelry, optics, radio broadcasting, hard spirits... Nik does it all! But do I really?

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Do we really need self-service counters in 'Pirate', me mateys?

Ahoy, me hearties! What may appear as a community service actually serves to undermine the supposed primary purpose of such language provision.

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What's my 'mother language'?

International Mother Language Day and Global Language Advocacy Day are on! So what do I consider to be my 'mother languages' and why one of them is under threat...

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Indian and Australian English... the links between them

India and Australia have common bonds that go beyond a passion for cricket. Here are a few words that Indian and Australian English uniquely share...

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"Merci" is how you say "thank you" in which language?

It may come as a surprise but it's not just in French...

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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You know that time when Madonna was interviewed by a Hungarian tabloid? Or when translation goes hilariously bad…

We all know how some translations can be so bad that they’re unintentionally hilarious, like the viral examples from Engrish.com...

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Working in IT? What do you call yourself? An IT-ian, a Hitechist…?

Working in IT? 👩🏻‍💻 Would you call yourself an IT-ian, Hitechist or Startupist?

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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You do Montenegrin and Bosnian, right?

Two more language directions have been added to my Institute of Translation and Interpreting profile

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Generic or specific? The issue stopping the free-trade agreement between the EU and Australia

Would you believe that the names of all these famous products are the cause for the deadlock in the free-trade agreement negotiations between the EU 🇪🇺 and Australia 🇦🇺. How come?

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Smoker’s remorse… or how false friends can be deeply expressive

🟰 Words that look the same or similar in two languages but have two, at times radically, different meanings are called “false friends”.

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The personal touch

Translation can often be a very sedentary existence, plugging away in front of a laptop, with little or no face-to-face contact with clients👨🏻‍💻

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World Cancer Day: cancer scare!

Even after being cured of cancer and remission is over, there's still the threat of it coming back for around go. What to do with a new cancer scare?

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Cancer and gallows humour: Thank you for the flowers 💐; I hope they die before I do!

What's one constant when it comes to the cancer experience? It's the gallows humour. Yes, it gets very, very dark. Why is this so?

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15 years cancer-free!!!

And I know because of an annual procedure a work colleague advised me to do...

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It's Men's Health Week... and I'm 15 years cancer-free!!!

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