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2001: A Balkan Odyssey. Part 2 "You're the attraction"

I left off Part 1 of this Odyssey in the Balkans with how I was in the village where my uncle and all his offspring lived – a place of untrustworthy misfits during Communist Party rule in Bulgaria’s forbidden southern border zone. When I was there, the village was with water for only one hour a day, and the locals saw me as a curious atraktsiya, to use the term my cousin’s wife (a huge Whitesnake fan, I must mention – très Bulgarian) described me.

OK, last time I didn’t say how come I was the “attraction” but I did give some background as to why I would draw such attention. In one word – isolation. As the village had been cut off as a result of politics, geography and economics, but ultimately all to do with the nearby border, it wasn’t the type of place where any foreigners, whether related to anyone in the village or not, did, or could, venture. So for many in the village, I was the first foreigner they had ever met… and especially someone from the mythical, and wealthy, west. I was a living being of the near-aliens they had first seen before 1989 on banned western films and TV shows on smuggled VHS tapes, or the occasional western TV show or news footage shown on government TV, and then later on soap operas, comedies (Friends!) and MTV music video clips. Does that make me a Chandler, a Ross or a Joey? I dressed differently from them, behaved differently and seen things that they could only dream about. Even the seemingly small things were amplified – apparently I walked differently (much faster) and even ate differently (messier and much less bread). It was an innocent curiosity that, as we would witness soon enough, I caught at its tail end.

This fascination and curiosity weren’t always that innocent though. My cousin did warn me straight off that one particular girl in the village will be very keen to meet me. Let’s call her Siika (not her real name, privacy and all – you owe me!). Lo and behold, he was right. Siika knew what she wanted and was determined to get it. She considered herself too big and too good for this one-horse town. She wanted out! And her ingenious and original plan to achieve her true destiny – marry a rich foreigner.

Wherever I was, so was Siika. First off, she launched her charm offensive – the googly eyes, the feigned interest in everything I had to say, the put-on laugh at every half-baked and totally unfunny joke I’d say. Sorry to say Siika but none of those rookie tactics worked, no matter how hard you tried. It was too much. I then started to avoid her, which was a hard task as she was practically part of the furniture at my cousin’s café (she, like most of the other twentysomethings in the village, was unemployed). Siika eventually got the picture. But she wasn’t going to give up, so one time she just blurted it out to me: “Let’s get married. You don’t have to love me, but I’ll make it worth your while. I’ll pay you back.” Her bold move caught me by surprise, but instinct has a way of instantly providing the best rebuttal in such gotcha situations. I told her I couldn’t marry her, adding something soppy of the sort as “I believe in true love and the sanctity of marriage” blah blah. Hey, anything to get her off my back. With her best opportunity in ages thwarted, she was, to put it mildly, not happy with me.

Siika and I doing a crossword puzzle

Things were to supposed to have been different for the village by then, but over decade after the end of the Cold War, the Greek border twenty kilometres to the south was still closed. During communist times, the village was in the closely monitored border zone straddling the highly volatile fault line separating the west and NATO on one side (Greece) and the east and Warsaw Pact on the other (Bulgaria). If World War III had broken out, this would have been one of the flashpoints for that brief moment before nuclear annihilation. It wasn’t just the prospect of the end of the world that made the border fatal. Prior to 1989, anyone approaching it without special permission on the Bulgarian side, let alone attempt to cross it, would be arrested or, as did happen on occasion, shot dead. I only found out recently of the fate of the man, a local Turk, who shared the prison cell with my grandfather in 1948. Many years of maltreatment and torture in the communist-era Bulgarian prison system left this Turkish man crippled and could only walk using crutches. The final straw for him happened in the mid-1980s when the Bulgarian Communist Party embarked on a last-ditch nationalist populism campaign – the “Revival Process” forcing all of Bulgaria’s Turks to adopt “Bulgarian” names, him included. With nothing to lose, the old Turkish man decided to limp his way towards the border intending to escape to Turkey. Needless to say, he didn’t make it across the border, for even frail old men were not spared the unforgiving aim of the border guard’s rifle.

During Ottoman times, the course south along the Mesta river (the central feature of Kapka Kassabova’s Elixir) heading to the Aegean Sea was the region’s natural trade route. The border finalised after World War I cut that route. With the Cold War over for over a decade then, the border should have been reopened. The road to the border had already been renovated, and new passport control booths and customs hall constructed, all in preparation for this eventuality. But seeing that the EU was stumping the funds, an environmental impact assessment had to be done… which found the area immediately before the border to be a migration path for brown bears. The Dutch in particular insisted this path could not be disturbed. Weighing the options, a technically complex and expensive tunnel needed to be built. This would add years to the project and require more EU funds to achieve. The locals would just have to wait.

How do you think this tunnel plan in favour of the bears went with the local population?

Not good.

In 1998 brown bears were declared a protected species in Bulgaria and the ancient tradition of forcing them to dance for people’s entertainment became illegal. This being Bulgaria, the law was not thoroughly applied. I still saw one dancing bear in Gotse Delchev in 2003 and it wasn’t until 2007 that the last dancing bear was finally rescued. A sanctuary in the nearby village of Belitsa (also the former site of a uranium mine) was set up for these bears, with Brigit Bardot’s animal welfare fund being one of the prime sponsors. Word had it that each bear had a monthly upkeep stipend of 250 euros – more than the average monthly local wage at the time. And so, the destitute locals were not impressed that the bears, who they deemed to be merciless predators, were getting more money and attention than they were. Many locals half-jokingly suggested at the time that it’d be better if they all dressed as bears to elicit greater western sympathy for their plight.

The tunnel was completely, eventually, and the border opened in 2005. This allowed Greeks foremost to come over to this isolated corner of Bulgaria to buy fresh produce and avail themselves to services at much lower prices than back home. Dentists in particular did a roaring trade! Soon after came the Greek businessmen to open sweatshops to employ locals at much lower wages and in worse working conditions than in Greece.

The Bear Tunnel on the Bulgarian/Greek border. Credit: Edal Anton Lefterov, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

But there was a far more resounding event before that…

In April 2001, the Bulgarian and Greek foreign ministers ceremoniously walked hand-in-hand across the main border crossing between the two countries at Kulata/Promachonas – signifying the end of visa requirements for Bulgarian citizens for short stays in the EU. Around the same time, the European Commission declared Bulgaria and Romania would be joining the EU by 2007 (the EU has learnt its lesson since then and no longer announces set deadline years for the entry of any new member states). Soon after, programmes were launched permitting Bulgarian and Romanian citizens greater access to work opportunities in EU countries. This came in the form of self-employment visas in the UK or, in greater numbers, low-skill and often dangerous jobs in the booming construction industry in Spain and Portugal, often attracting the army of older unemployed men in Bulgaria’s destitute villages. What this mean was the isolation of the past was gone! Bulgarians (and Romanians) of all socio-economic backgrounds could be found all throughout western Europe and beyond. And the impact was quick. Come 2004, when I was back in the village for Christmas, I was no longer the only foreigner in the village. Some who had left the village to work in the EU married partners in their new country of employment. Everyone in the village enthusiastically informed me there’s an Englishwoman in the village (married to a villager working in England, of course), and I got to meet the Portuguese wife of the cousin of my cousin… in my cousin’s house. No longer was I an atraksiya.

The signs of isolation did linger in other ways. While in the village, posters started appearing that Bulgarian Roma singing sensation Sofi Marinova was to have a “koncert” that Thursday evening in the nearby town. Great news for me as I was a big Sofi fan. It was also a great opportunity for some downtime for my cousin, just as big a Sofi fan as me, who, when not working for the local electricity company in the emergency maintenance unit, was also running the “Australia” café. This was our opportunity to have a proper night out. It was settled – we had to go!

The “koncert” was actually a live performance at a local restaurant. My cousin and our group of friends had a brilliant table (merci Cousin!). The house band started the show with some Greek music – very popular in the region as they could, and often, listen to Greek radio. Off the band fired with Vasilis Karras’ classic 1992 zeibekiko number Den pao pouthena. Now, I too am a big fan of Greek music and dance, and if there’s something that’ll get me up onto the dansing, then it’s a zeibekiko. Kef and merak won over me, and so, off I whirled myself to become the true atraksiya. The crowd was amazed! They all started clapping for me (out of tune) and shouting out opa! Thankfully no-one attempted to break a plate (a complete no-no in Greece), and this was before the time paper napkins would be thrown on the dance floor (now a common feature in Greek and Bulgarian nightclubs – safer than plates). But what surprised me by all this was despite being a mere 20 kilometres from the Greek border, the people here treated the dance I was doing, something very Greek, as exotica from some faraway country. To a great degree, it was through the lens of a cliché not much different from how western tourists see Greece. The atraksiya was more Zorba the Greek than me enjoying myself. Despite many of them having listened to many a Greek song in their lives, none of them could dance a zeibekiko, which then meant they didn’t truly understand the whole point of these specific Greek songs and dance: to release dertia (a Turkish-origin Greek word meaning “pains” or “anxieties”) in a personal fight against a cruel world. This proved the nearby border was more than some imaginary line; it was also state of mind.

Fast forward to 2026: Bulgaria and Greece are both in the Schengen zone, have the euro as their currency and are military allies. At the border itself past the bear tunnel, the passport control booths and the custom hall are now empty. With border checks gone, people just drive through, with just a sign to greet them. The previously stark economic differences between both sides are now almost all gone, thanks to Bulgaria’s modest economic growth but more so to the massive drop in Greece’s standard of living post-2010 economic crisis. The Greeks no longer go north to shop in Bulgaria, except for cheaper booze and petrol, while Bulgarians now head south to Greece to holiday and dance zeibekiko. Still, go to the Staro bure/To palaio varelaki (Old Barrel) taverna in Gotse Delchev not even 30 minutes drive from the Greek border and the decor is kitschy Greek.

By the way, Siika also had to be at the Sofi Marinova concert (stalking much!), but she brought a friend along. No, not a new suitor of hers – a special friend, also from the village and, as always, dressed fully in white I had seen him before; where else but at my cousin’s café… and apparently the look on my face was so priceless that my group of friends in the village all laughed. They knew what was going on in my mind when I first saw him. With his exaggerated feminine mannerisms and demeanour, anyone could tell straight away he was gay. As I asked with that shocked look on my face: “Who is that? Azis?” I was surprised there was an openly gay guy in the village. Now, I had grown up being fed tales that unlike in the decadent west where I grew up in, there were no gays whatsoever in the Balkans. Seriously? I should’ve known better going by track record – for example, my father would also convincingly claim there were such things as Macedonian dodo birds. But this was the first time I saw someone obviously gay in a rural Balkan setting. Later I was told he was the person who had the most sex in the village: the local guys would prefer “letting off steam” with him as there was no threat of him getting pregnant. The code (until recently) was that if you get a girl pregnant, you marry her. Condoms? “Real men” never used them, despite the risks.

Of course Siika and gay companion had to photo-bomb my moment with Sofi Marinova

Things have changed immensely since then, mostly for the better, for straight people. Can’t say the same for everyone else. While at the time there was a muted hush talking about people who were not entirely straight, the discourse since then has become much more polarised in Bulgaria, as witnessed with the yearly stand-off in Sofia between the LGBT+ and family-values parades.

By the way, if you’re wondering, Siika did eventually find the man she wanted. Result! Last I heard of her was that she ended up in Italy and into the arms of an elderly and wealthy benefactor. Still, my cousins joke with me how Siika for me was the “one who got away”.

Upfront: the village that voted the “wrong” way. In the distance: the villages that voted the “correct” way.

Two weeks into my stay in the village and still just water for an hour a day. Frustrations were growing. I mean, how long does it take to fix a pipe? But more to the point, how naïve of me to ask such silly questions. The locals knew better, even the children. This is how the conversation I had revealing how the locals saw things panned out…

- Do you see that village over there [pointing at the distance]?
- Yes
- And that village and that village [more pointing]?
- Yes
- They all have water. They’re on the same water system as our village.
- OK
- Our village and the neighbouring don’t have water because we’re being punished
- Punished? For what?
- For voting for the “wrong” party.

At the 1999 local elections, the village voted for the mayorship the then-recently legalised Macedonian party OMO Ilinden. In the last instalment I explained how the village came to be populated by “politically unreliable” people during Communist Party rule, many of whom were, or the descendants of those, tainted in relation to the Macedonian Question. As a result, most of the villagers did not identify as Bulgarians but as ethnic Macedonians. This was made quite clear to me when I was in the village the previous time, in 1997, where I was proudly shown the Macedonian sunburst symbol on the façade of the newly built chapel at the edge of the village. OMO Ilinden, which represents the country’s small community of people who identify as Macedonians distinct from Bulgarians, had been banned just like most other ethnic-, religious- or regional-based parties in Bulgaria, though the paradox is how can a party be banned for representing an ethnic minority that supposedly doesn’t exist. However, to tick some European Commission boxes in its efforts in its EU accession bid to display that the country is a robust democracy and respects ethnic and cultural minorities, the Bulgarian constitutional court eventually allowed OMO Ilinden to be legally registered. Disclaimer: my uncle is a member of this party. Once permitted to participate at the 1999 local elections, the OMO Ilinden candidate decisively won the mayorship for the village. The problems started soon after. Using the well-tuned punitive tricks from the recent past, the villagers felt that turning off the water, ostensibly for “repairs”, was the main tactic to teach them there are repercussions for not voting the “correct” way. Pretty much as soon as it had been legalised, OMO Ilinden was promptly banned again (and remains so, despite numerous European Court of Human Rights judgements ordering Bulgaria otherwise). At the following local elections in 2003, the incumbent OMO Ilinden mayor stood as an independent, but the villagers had learnt their lesson and went back to voting how they should. That’s the power of not having water.

And what do the villagers consider themselves to be now? Most of the people who identified ethnically as Macedonians were either refugees or the offspring of refugee parents born in what is now Greece just over the southern border – most of them have now either passed away or are very elderly. The overwhelming majority of villagers now are at least second-generation born within the current borders of Bulgaria, and predominantly identify as Bulgarian. They see themselves no different from people who live in other side of the country. That’s not to say that there aren’t people who still identify as ethnic Macedonians – there are, but nowhere near as many nor blatantly as before. It’s rare to see a Macedonian flag flying in a front yard in the village anymore. The current state of the Macedonian sunburst on the chapel mirrors that of the village’s current Macedonian identity – where it once was quite obvious, now it has been given a whitewash obscuring it to an extent that you’ll hardly notice it unless someone points it out to you. Try finding the sunburst in the picture of the chapel below. My cousins now proudly hurl the Bulgarian flag on national holidays from the balcony of their house. Their father doesn’t approve, but his children are adults and they can make their own decisions. They’re from different generations. They’re no longer untouchables like before.

The chapel at the edge of the village

The border determines the fortunes of the village. It was the border that transformed most of the villagers and their ancestors into outcasts in the first place; it was the border that isolated the village and region when the traditional trade route south connecting them to the world was cut off; it was the border during the Cold War under extreme surveillance that entrenched that isolation; and now that the border has largely disappeared, more physically if not mentally, that has released the village to the outside world. The outside world… that reminds me of something…

Wait!

Biljana!

I almost forgot about my cousin Biljana, over on the other side of the other nearby border.

What am I doing here basking in the attention of being an attraction? Finding her and her family after all was one of the two reasons why I’m on this Balkan odyssey. Stiga! I need to get over the border into Macedonia post-haste. No more distractions. It’s time to enter a country at war…

p.s. There are so many more stories, characters and history about this village to tell. I’ll have to come back to it in future posts.

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Australian English: spruik

Time for me to spruik the very uniquely Australian term spruik. What does it mean and where did it come from?

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Dishlicker, check-out chick, doover? The yeah nahs and nah yeahs of the Oxford Dictionary's new Australian English additions

Wotz hot and wotz not?! Your resident Australian English localiser goes through the Oxford English Dictionary's latest Aussie slang additions and gives a propa Aussie verdict.

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Australian English: EOFY

This initialism represents one of the most important dates on Australia's financial calendar. What does it mean and what you should know about it?

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Australian English: dreaming and dream

How “dream” and "dreaming" in Australia came to describe the sacred, the suburban, the satirical and the simply delusional, and what this says about the country that uses these words these ways.

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Australian English: going troppo and mango madness

It's hot and everyone's a bit heat-affected... well, we Aussies have the perfect sayings to describe this craziness!

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Australian English: going troppo

The heat and humidity can do weird things to people, so that's why Aussies have this saying to explain it all...

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Do you know what a "phrasal verb" is?

Most native English speakers have no idea about this very common feature of English, even though they use them all the time. As for others, they're a nightmare.

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Do Australians understand US English?

Many clients try to pass off their US English texts and copy for Australia. While most Aussies will get it, there's a large section of the Australian public that won't. Who are these people?

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What is one of Australia's iconic sounds?

No, it's nothing to do with an animal call. It's a sound that international music stars have even sampled...

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Australian English: '-or' vs '-our'

"But '-or' spellings are American?" has said many an Aussie. But are they really? Not exactly. Find out how and where there are exceptions to the rule in Australian English.

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Why Australian media give warnings of deceased Indigenous people?

The recent case of Kumajayi Little Baby shows how Australian media handle indigenous mourning protocols. Here are the details and background to them.

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Australian English: Anzac Day

Parades, dawn services, two-up, biscuits... What you need to know about Australia (and New Zealand's) veteran's day. Plus, why the day is more important to some Aussies than others.

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Australian English: Easter and shops

What's open and what's not this Easter in Australia...Time to give a real-life example of Australian English.

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Australian English: pokies

Found in most pubs, clubs and casinos throughout Australia, the pokies are an important feature of Australian social culture. But what are they? Find out here...

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You fetta believe it! Australian feta, parmesan and prosecco remain.

Feta or white cheese? Prosecco or sparkling wine? How will the new EU-Australia free-trade agreement (not) affect the terms Aussies use for certain products

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Australian English: farewell and vale

No, I'm not leaving here. Linguistically, Australians actually have unique ways of bidding farewell to someone who's going for a long time... or forever.

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Australian English: to farewell

Yet another unexpected Australian-ism I and an internet superstar recently discovered...

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Australian English: demo

Aussies love shortening words and ending cutesy endings to them. But what happens when the same shortened word could mean multiple things?

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Australians laughing at ChatGPT's US English default when Aussies use it

If Australia's answer to the Onion is making fun of how AI uses US English as a default, then that means Aussies notice when you're using it in your text and copy. But there's a solution to this...

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How you can tell that an Australian wrote English text... without being told?

Are your international customers getting your message? Are you aware that some of the words, phrases and terms you use could have no or a different meaning elsewhere. That's where you need your copy and text reviewed for your target audience.

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So I go all the way to Australia to do this...

Off to the beach? Avoid the snakes and sharks? No... something completely different but expected from me.

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Australian English: thongs

Aussies love wearing thongs outdoors. But does "thongs" mean the same in Australia as it does in other countries? Find out here...

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Australian English: programme vs program

Which one is the accepted spelling in Australia? You might be surprised at the answer!

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Australian English: abroad vs overseas

There are a number of seemingly ordinary English words that can get Aussies thinking 'that's not right'. Here's the case with one...?

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Chinwag Tuesday podcast with Amanda Boyne

Want to hear how I speak in Australian English with another Australian English specialist? Here's your chance

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Australian English: tap, tag or touch?

How do you describe using a payment card to use public transport in Australia? It depends where in Australia you are...

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Australian English: maths or math

Want to get Aussies angry? Ask this mathematical question...

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Do I translate into Australian?

Many people are shocked when they find out I'm a translator, but their jaws drop even more when I tell them that I also 'translate' into Australian English.

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Australia Day/Invasion Day: the Lamb Ad!

Would you believe that one of the most anticipated events in the lead-up to Australia's national day on 26 January is... an ad about eating lamb! More about the vibe here...

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Australia and New Zealand do seasons a little differently...

Why wishing your clients, friends and relatives in Australia a happy start to summer on December 21st is not the way to do it...

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Australian English: peanut butter or peanut paste?

Tread carefully! The extraordinary story of this salty Australian regionalism and how it can ignite passions worthy of a civil war.

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Macquarie Dictionary's 2024 word of the year is...

Australia's prime source for all things Australian English has picked its word for 2024. And this time, I agree!

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Indian and Australian English... the links between them

India and Australia have common bonds that go beyond a passion for cricket. Here are a few words that Indian and Australian English uniquely share...

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What's the name of this famous Australian natural landmark?

One of Australia's most visited tourist sites has two official names, but Aussies almost exclusively use one of them. Do you know which one?

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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Australian English: is it email and/or e-mail?

Welcome to confusion with "email" in Australia. It's generational...

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Australian (Olympics) English: battered sav, hello boys, crazy date, flat bags, goose...

How a comedy routine during the 2000 Sydney Olympics provided Australia with its own, very naughty, gymnastics lexicon!

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Why are Aussies so good at swimming?

To get away from the sharks! Nah, it's more than that.

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Australian English: "We're de factos!"

Many Australians are in "de facto relationships". What are these and how do they differ from marriage?

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Poor Gina...

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Australia's richest woman, mining magnate Gina Rinehart got more than what she bargained for when she wanted a portrait of her taken down. And how does wine figure into this too?

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Australian etiquette: the Outback Driving Wave

It’s all about being friendly when driving out in “woop woop” (the middle of nowhere) in Australia. A definite must-do!

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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Three everyday words that exist in Australian English only!

Ask what’s most unique about Australian English 🪃, the answers usually are our accent and slang✔️. However, there are also a number of uniquely Australian English words in regular use, even in formal situations, that Australians are surprised to find are not used everywhere else in the English-speaking world (OK, sometimes also in New Zealand🥝, […]

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Watch out, here comes the Aussie version of The Office…

Are you a fan of the cult TV comedy show The Office?🕺And which version: the UK one 🇬🇧? The US one 🇺🇸? The French one 🇫🇷? The Indian one 🇮🇳 or any of the other 13 variants made? 📣 News in is that an Australian 🇦🇺 version of The Office will be hitting our screens […]

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Australian English: "You can find the Doonas in Manchester”

Now this might sound a bit random but this is something you’ll hear all the time, in all places, in department stores in Australia. How come?

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The time when George Bush Senior figuratively told the Aussies where to go…

Have you unwittingly done a hand gesture that meant something completely different in another country? Here’s a true story…

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Seachange, Treechange, E-change

Something Australian (but no way uniquely) today…Do you fancy an escape from the rat race and going for a seachange 🌊, treechange 🌳 or e-change 💻?

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Watch my talk on Balkan multilingualism

My talk about Balkan multilingualism can be seen now!

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Oldtimers, dancings and packets ... but are they English words?

Welcome to the crazy world of "false friends" and "pseudo-anglicisms"... they look like English words but they're not

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The most important question for a certified translation of a personal document not in Latin script?

It's the simplest of things that can cause the most trouble. And when it comes to certified translations, getting this right is crucial!

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Two years as a Chartered Linguist!

Two years ago I attained the highest qualification for translators, Chartered Linguist. And I'm the only one in the UK for the languages I work from.

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5 May – Macedonian Language Day

How come Macedonian Language Day is on 5 May, and what strict rule makes spoken Macedonian sound so distinct?

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Tales from ethnic radio (part 3)

What happens when our listeners can't understand what's supposed to be "their" language? The battle between standard languages and their dialects.

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Македонски јазик: Божик или Божиќ?

Секоја година пред празникот се појавува истата дилема: Која форма е „помакедонска“? Еве го одговорот базиран на истражувањата на проф. д-р Елка Јачева-Улчар.

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Kocani, Kočani or Kochani?

Some Macedonian linguistic pointers

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What's my 'mother language'?

International Mother Language Day and Global Language Advocacy Day are on! So what do I consider to be my 'mother languages' and why one of them is under threat...

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Slovenian, the odd one out

I translate into English from all Southern Slavic languages except one. Sorry, I can't do Slovenian. Here's my apology.

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Serbo-Croatian? Yes, I still work from it.

3 decades have passed since it officially ceased to exist but I still get requests to translate from Serbo-Croatian. How come?

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I'm now a full member of the Chartered Institute of Linguists of the UK!

Yet another accreditation...

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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Why are there so many Turkish words in Balkan languages?

Let's see how Turkish has influenced the languages of the Balkans and further afield. Bujrum!

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False Friend Friday! Time for some Latin-based words

Where the translation gets undone because just because a word looks the same in another language, it doesn't necessarily means the same.

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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Луд купон, the “crazy coupon” Bulgarian party

So who’s having a “crazy coupon” this weekend? 🎉 Wait!✋ A crazy coupon?🎟️😲 What’s that?

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Oldtajmer, evergrin, rekorder, golman… the world of Balkan pseudo-anglicisms

Did you hear about the man who collects “old-timers”? 👴🏽 Or that Frank Sinatra has many “evergreens”? 🌲

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Homonyms maketh the sentence…

How do you say in Bosnian, Croatian, Montenegrin or Serbian this: “Up there, the mountains burn worse”?👉 Gore gore gore gore.

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Naš jezik at Munich Airport

I’m about to fly off to Australia transiting through Munich Airport 🇩🇪 … so I’m preparing myself to be ready to speak in “naš jezik” (“our language”).

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Ramadan or Ramazan?

The Muslim holy month of Ramadan starts today, but how do you call the month? A case of local vs global of different circumstances

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RIP Džansever

Džansever Dalipova, star of Macedonian Roma and Turkish Arabesque music, has died aged 59.

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Vibeάρω!

A bit of fun in the sun with one of this year’s viral summer songs in Greece – Vibeάρω (I Vibe)

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Wartime witch hunts

How binary discourses in war societies where everything is black and white creates the environment to brutally attack anyone who questions this

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Olivera Katarina (1940–2026)

The only woman the great Salvador Dalí knelt for. The glory, mystique and controversy surrounding this celebrated Yugoslav and Serbian actress and singer.

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I found the actual Ken Lee!!!

This has had me laughing all day. If you know, you know!

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How Bulgaria soared and sunk at the World Cup in the 1990s

The World Cup grand finale is on this weekend. Let's remember how Bulgaria did well in 1994 but failed in 1998. And what happened to 1994 star Lechkov?

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What's the latest with Honeyland star Atidje Muratova?

Good news: she's still looking after her bees.

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Tales from ethnic radio (the end)

Going from fax to internet... and into armed ethnic conflict. And how war hits harder when you actually have to deal with its brutal consequences.

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Vlado Janevski (1960-2026)

One of Macedonia's biggest pop stars has gone to his starry sky far away

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Keeping up with the Zogus, Albania’s royal family

Three generations of a family that mostly never had a throne, a country... or much in the way of restraint. And how does an Australian woman get involved in all this? Show us the drama!

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The king who became prime minister, muscular arms and other tales of the Bulgarian royals

A family history of exile, a tsar's comeback as a 21st-century prime minister, and how it all ends with his daughter trending for her muscular arms. Welcome to the stage, the Bulgarian Royal Family.

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Two marches, one city, twenty years of broken promises

A government-backed parade, a tolerated Pride, and the fiction of democratic balance and the "traditional family" in the Balkans.

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Donald Trump's birthday? Ha! It's also Ceca's!

Move over the Donald! There's someone else grander who has her birthday today too. But the similarities don't end there...

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Big Bulgarian wedding – no! Big Bulgarian graduation ball – da!

Why the tradition for big weddings in Bulgaria is no longer the case... and why graduation balls and festivities have taken their place.

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How the 1972 hajj brought smallpox to Yugoslavia... and how the country successfuly dealt with it

Socialist Yugoslavia always treated the Hajj and the participation of its citizens with care – they could come back with concepts that could bring the system down. But a Hajji in 1972 brought back something far more dangerous – a killer virus.

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Is Ricky Martin Montenegrin?

Who needs real evidence? Where the Balkan thing for bread and circuses, and claiming everyone and anyone as they're own, collide. Plus, I reveal Lady Gaga's alleged Balkan roots!

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Why there's no turbo folk/chalga at Eurovision

Disposable, easy pop with a local flavour and pleasing to the eye. You'd think turbo folk/chalga would be ideal for Eurovision, but you won't be seeing it on the big stage. How come...?

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Why Croatia's 2026 Eurovision song is problematic

Croatia's dark ethnic ballad entry for Eurovision 2026 has gained many fans across Europe. But the song is problematic in some aspects...

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"Don't take my picture then!" Arif Heralić and Alija Sirotanović – two socialist Yugoslav icons as one.

Did you know the most recognisable face of socialist Yugoslavia after Tito was of a Roma furnace worker from Bosnia? But many ex-Yugoslavs think it's another Bosnian. Here are their stories...

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May Day in socialist Yugoslavia

Who's up for a picnic? It's time for bean soup. How Tito's Yugoslavia celebrated the "holiday of labour" and what changed over time and what didn't. Oh, and there's that time I got punched.

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Video killed the red star in 1980s Bulgaria and Romania

How video casettes illegally smuggled from the west caused Bulgarians and Romanians to question their communist system in the 1980s. And how are James Bond movies treated in Bulgaria...

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Princes Amongst Men is back!

The book that launched my career as a Balkans sensitivity and authenticity reader is back, updated and bigger than ever!

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22 April – Lenin's birthday

So Lenin was one of the world's most prominent revolutionaries, but his legacy lasts by way of... first names and spring cleaning? All is explained here.

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"The buying and selling of votes is a crime" in Bulgaria

The aspects of Bulgarian elections that no-one else talks about. And what does Chalga have to say about it? All aboard the 'Bulgarian train'. Toot, toot!

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The eggs are dyed for Easter!

Yes, it's that time of year again, and I'm glad to say that the eggs turned out great this year.

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8 April – International Romani Day

Today is International Romani Day. Note, not 'Gypsy'. Why this is not the most appropriate term, and how ethnic labels can be complicated.

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Vale Yanka Rupkina!

Famous Bulgarian folk singer and member of the world-famous Trio Bulgarka, Yanka Rupkina, has died. Here is her extraordinary life.

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Lazarus Saturday – the Balkan debutante ball, and Palm Sunday – the Balkan flower festival

The weekend before Easter in Balkan Orthodox Christian societies sees major celebrations for the coming of spring, steeped in pagan origins.

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Tales from ethnic radio (part 2)

How I transitioned from listener to being listened. But first, let's bring in some music. 1990s Macedonian Turbofolk anyone? And what was the (surprising) word we couldn't mention?

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Tales from ethnic radio (part 1)

50 years ago today started the service I loathed as a child... but became my ticket to my future. The crazy yet wonderful world of ethnic, and particularly "Yugoslav", radio in Adelaide, Australia.

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Kostadinka Palazova, the voice of Bojmija, Macedonia (1939–2026)

Legendary Macedonian folk singer Kostadinka Palazova has passed away. Her life has been dedicated to keeping the songs of her birthplace alive in the face of official bans, ethnic cleansing and life in exile.

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When coins matter: stotinki and sixpence for Christmas

Big issue of the day – what coin do you use for your lucky-coin Christmas tradition? It matters to many in the Balkans AND Australia

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19 December is Saint Nicholas Day!

It's a pretty big day in some Orthodox Christian parts of the Balkans – St Nicholas Day. But how come it's happening 13 days after the rest of the world? And what are you not supposed to do today?

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Princes Amongst Men: Journeys with Gypsy Musicians is back!

Garth Cartwright's award-winning book about the talented Roma music stars of the Balkans is getting a re-release!

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Eat that burek... it could be useful later on

How my experience growing up Balkan in Australia has provided valuable knowledge to others.

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Slovenian, the odd one out

I translate into English from all Southern Slavic languages except one. Sorry, I can't do Slovenian. Here's my apology.

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My moment of 2024...

There's always one thing each year that stands out in my travels, and this year it was accidently discovering the huge gastarbeiter houses of eastern Serbia

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Utopia of the Uniform: Affective Afterlives of the Yugoslav People's Army by Tanja Petrović

22 December was Yugoslav People's Day. Here are some notes about the topics raised in this research, my personal connection to the former JNA and how its legacy lives on in the memories and legends of millions.

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Professor, Doctor, Docent, Magister... let's get into academic titles!

Some societies take them very seriously, some not so much. Find out more here...

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Why are there so many Turkish words in Balkan languages?

Let's see how Turkish has influenced the languages of the Balkans and further afield. Bujrum!

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Trileche, the not-so-traditional Balkan dish

How thanks to the Albanians, a Latin American cake conquered the Balkans.

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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25 years since the death of Bulgarian chalga star Rumyana

How the life and death of a popular chalga singer embodied the nature of post-Communist Bulgaria

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Who's gonna win: Sunderland or Newcastle? Fancy a Democracy Sausage? Or take a ride on the "Bulgarian Train"

Vote-count competitions between rival cities? How a mundane sausage in generic white bread is the epitome of mass democratic participation in Australia. And why a Bulgarian train is not a train. The weird world of election traditions.

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Oldtajmer, evergrin, rekorder, golman… the world of Balkan pseudo-anglicisms

Did you hear about the man who collects “old-timers”? 👴🏽 Or that Frank Sinatra has many “evergreens”? 🌲

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Ramadan or Ramazan?

The Muslim holy month of Ramadan starts today, but how do you call the month? A case of local vs global of different circumstances

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Out today! Elixir, In the Valley at the End of Time

The latest book that I played a part in its fruition (no, I’m not in it this time), by my dear friend, the award-winning writer Kapka Kassabova, is now available for purchase.

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Do we really need self-service counters in 'Pirate', me mateys?

Ahoy, me hearties! What may appear as a community service actually serves to undermine the supposed primary purpose of such language provision.

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Child interpreters. Why are we getting them to do an adult's job?

Children who interpret for their family members who do not know the local language are often portrayed as heroes. But what do these children think?

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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Five common myths about raising bilingual children

Surprising as it may be, I was once a child, but one who happened to grow up in a multilingual environment but dominated by English.

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Anchor clients and the power of reminders

What are anchor clients and how I was able to regain one thanks to sound advice on using reminders

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What's the obvious sign of a lazy translation from English into any other language?

Translation is supposed to convey info from one language to another, but if you just use the words only tweaked from the source language, then you're doing a disservice.

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Oldtimers, dancings and packets ... but are they English words?

Welcome to the crazy world of "false friends" and "pseudo-anglicisms"... they look like English words but they're not

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The most important question for a certified translation of a personal document not in Latin script?

It's the simplest of things that can cause the most trouble. And when it comes to certified translations, getting this right is crucial!

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Two years as a Chartered Linguist!

Two years ago I attained the highest qualification for translators, Chartered Linguist. And I'm the only one in the UK for the languages I work from.

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If you know another language then you cannot be a bigot! Is this true?

Is there any truth that knowing another language eliminates any chance of you being a bigot?

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Child interpreters. Why are we getting them to do an adult's job?

Children who interpret for their family members who do not know the local language are often portrayed as heroes. But what do these children think?

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How to pass off as a native English speaker when writing?

What's one of the biggest giveaways that a text in English was not written by a native speaker? Find out here with a simple and yet important tip...

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My new personalised stamp!

To add to that professional touch, I can have your documents stamped with my personalised round stamp.

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Professor, Doctor, Docent, Magister... let's get into academic titles!

Some societies take them very seriously, some not so much. Find out more here...

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Serbo-Croatian? Yes, I still work from it.

3 decades have passed since it officially ceased to exist but I still get requests to translate from Serbo-Croatian. How come?

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I'm now a full member of the Chartered Institute of Linguists of the UK!

Yet another accreditation...

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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International Translation Day and the Dragomans

How the Ottoman Empire granted its translators and interpreters, the Dragomans, with respect and status.

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Meyk lov - not vor

Why you shouldn't trust automated translation on LinkedIn or anywhere else. And are the Macedonians being targeted?

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Any place, any time…

👍The best thing about being a freelance translator is being able to work at any place at any time. 👎The worst thing about being a freelancer translator is being able to work at any place at any time.

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English language translation tips: use of long forms of country names

Republic of Serbia 🇷🇸, Republic of Croatia 🇭🇷, Kingdom of Norway 🇳🇴, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 🇬🇧, Oriental Republic of Uruguay 🇺🇾, Plurinational State of Bolivia 🇧🇴 …

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Oldtimers, dancings and packets ... but are they English words?

Welcome to the crazy world of "false friends" and "pseudo-anglicisms"... they look like English words but they're not

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Muphry's Law strikes again!

Have you heard of Muphry's Law? No, it's not Murphy's Law, and if you thought that it was, then that's Muphry's Law. Confusing? Well, time to clear it up...

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If you know another language then you cannot be a bigot! Is this true?

Is there any truth that knowing another language eliminates any chance of you being a bigot?

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International Mother Language Day: "you're confusing him"

To show why mother languages matter, here's my story how educators in Australia tried stopping my parents speaking to me in my mother language.

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Careful, someone might hear you!

Think you can say vile things about the people around you because hardly anyone speaks your language? Think again! Because when you least suspect it, there'll be someone who does understand...

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A company by any other name than Nik?

Oil, banking, jewelry, optics, radio broadcasting, hard spirits... Nik does it all! But do I really?

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Do we really need self-service counters in 'Pirate', me mateys?

Ahoy, me hearties! What may appear as a community service actually serves to undermine the supposed primary purpose of such language provision.

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What's my 'mother language'?

International Mother Language Day and Global Language Advocacy Day are on! So what do I consider to be my 'mother languages' and why one of them is under threat...

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Indian and Australian English... the links between them

India and Australia have common bonds that go beyond a passion for cricket. Here are a few words that Indian and Australian English uniquely share...

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"Merci" is how you say "thank you" in which language?

It may come as a surprise but it's not just in French...

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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You know that time when Madonna was interviewed by a Hungarian tabloid? Or when translation goes hilariously bad…

We all know how some translations can be so bad that they’re unintentionally hilarious, like the viral examples from Engrish.com...

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Working in IT? What do you call yourself? An IT-ian, a Hitechist…?

Working in IT? 👩🏻‍💻 Would you call yourself an IT-ian, Hitechist or Startupist?

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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You do Montenegrin and Bosnian, right?

Two more language directions have been added to my Institute of Translation and Interpreting profile

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Generic or specific? The issue stopping the free-trade agreement between the EU and Australia

Would you believe that the names of all these famous products are the cause for the deadlock in the free-trade agreement negotiations between the EU 🇪🇺 and Australia 🇦🇺. How come?

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Smoker’s remorse… or how false friends can be deeply expressive

🟰 Words that look the same or similar in two languages but have two, at times radically, different meanings are called “false friends”.

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The personal touch

Translation can often be a very sedentary existence, plugging away in front of a laptop, with little or no face-to-face contact with clients👨🏻‍💻

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World Cancer Day: cancer scare!

Even after being cured of cancer and remission is over, there's still the threat of it coming back for around go. What to do with a new cancer scare?

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Cancer and gallows humour: Thank you for the flowers 💐; I hope they die before I do!

What's one constant when it comes to the cancer experience? It's the gallows humour. Yes, it gets very, very dark. Why is this so?

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15 years cancer-free!!!

And I know because of an annual procedure a work colleague advised me to do...

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It's Men's Health Week... and I'm 15 years cancer-free!!!

The story of how I found out by chance that I no longer had cancer

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