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The Other Balkans

A vilayet (“province” in Arabic/Turkish) named after the mountain range in its centre, with place names such as Ilidzha, Doyran and Kazandzhik, a curious mix of Turkic and Slavic influence, previously under Communist rule, and where there are still many Ladas traversing its pot-holed roads. This important crossroads also attracts visitors worldwide for its spectacular natural beauty and now developed coastline.

Of course I’m talking about the Balkans… but not the one you’re probably thinking of. Welcome to Balkan Welaýeti, the western province of Turkmenistan in Central Asia, on the shores of the Caspian Sea. Did you know that such a place exists?

So how come there are two places called “Balkan”? And is there any common root to their names or is it just an extraordinary coincidence?

Like with so many terms, no-one really knows for certain what’s the origin of the word Balkan. Some say that it may be related to the Turkish word bālk meaning “mud” (from Proto-Turkic *bal “mud, clay; thick or gluey substance” and also the Turkic bal meaning “honey”), and the Turkish suffix -an meaning “swampy forest”. However, while the mud certainly fits for Turkmenistan’s Balkan, there are no signs of any swampy forest here – the province is predominantly dry desert.

There’s another theory, primarily advanced by Russian experts, suggesting the word Balkan might be derived from the Persian بالاخانه (bālākhāneh), comprising of bālā (بالا) meaning “above”, “upper” or “top” and khāneh (خانه) meaning “house”, “room” or “building”. This “-hane/-hana” ending is common in Persian and Turkic languages, and subsequently in some European Balkan languages, in words for public premises. For instance, “meyhane/mehana/meana” (taverna) is formed from mey meaning “wine” and hane meaning “house”, hence literally “winehouse”. Balakhaneh therefore is “big high house” or “upper house”. Interestingly, some claim the English word balcony, which came from the Italian balcone, also originates from balakhaneh, making it a cognate with Balkan. But the jury is still out on that one.

In any case, Balkan eventually came to mean “mountain range” in Ottoman Turkish, and this word with this meaning is still used in some dialects of languages in the Balkan peninsula (notably in Bulgaria). It was this general descriptor, attributed to its use by local interpreters, that was later adopted as the name for what otherwise is southeastern Europe.

Now some would point out that the Balkans are named after the mountain range that starts from southeastern Serbia and cuts across the centre of Bulgaria, but to locals this mountain range is known as Stara planina, lit. “The old mountain range”.

That there are two regions in the world called Balkan is, officially anyway, a relatively new thing. Balkan province in Turkmenistan during Soviet times was named Krasnovodsk Oblast, after its former capital. As for the Balkan mountains in Turkmenistan, the Russians called them Balkhan, pronounced “Bal-han”. Now this is not how the local Turkmen called them – they’ve always said Balkan. The Russians though decided to distinguish the mountains in Turkmenistan from the region in southeastern Europe by simply changing the k in the former to kh. The Russians have form in doing this – the ethnic Kazakhs call themselves “Qazaq” i.e. “Kazak”, meaning “nomad”, but coming from the same Turkic root, that too is how you say “Cossack” in Russian. So as not to get anyone confused, the Russians applied the same formula and changed the final k for the Turkic ethnic group to become Kazakh (i.e. pronounced Kazah). Since becoming an independent country, the Kazakhs have attempt to rectify this by officially renaming the country Kazakstan or (somewhat cumbersomely for English) Qazaqstan, but it never took hold – probably because there’s already a difference in English between “Cossacks” and “Kazakhs”.

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Advertising in the central market of Türkmenbaşy © Nick Nasev 2026

Travelling to the other Balkans was part of a wider trip to Turkmenistan, the country (in)famous in the west for its eccentric leaders and their “bizarre” and “weird” proclamations (banning gold teeth, changing the names of months, cult of personality, etc.). I had already been to the other four former Soviet Central Asian “stans”, so I was curious to get to Turkmenistan. To go there, you need to book with an officially registered guide (usually as part of a group), who will provide a letter of invitation, and then pay for a rather expensive visa. This system is very much unchanged since the time Turkmenistan was a part of the USSR when all tourism was controlled under the juggernaut that was Intourist. This continuation of Soviet practice was very indicative of much (not all though) of how modern-day Turkmenistan functions. One of our guides beamed with pride when he told our group how in the 1990s Turkmenistan did not go through the shock therapy, and the resulting destitution and chaos it caused in almost all of the rest of the former USSR and Eastern Bloc. The Soviet system is still then very much intact, just now updated with new, overtly Turkmen window-dressing.

Our trip started with a few days seeing the sights around the showcase capital of Ashgabat with its record-breaking 500+ marble-clad and often peculiar buildings, and an overnight stay at the internationally famous Darvaza gas crater (I had no idea it was such a bucket-list destination!). Next stop on the itinerary – the Balkans.

Outside a supermarket in Balkanabat. © Nick Nasev 2026

Our driver Valerii took us on the four-hour drive on the relatively good road (we only caught one major pothole – Valerii apologised to us for the bone-shattering impact) that goes to the province’s capital Balkanabat (“Balkan City”), formerly Nebit-Dag, and ultimately to Türkmenbaşy, formerly Krasnovodsk, Turkmenistan’s main port city. This vital artery spans the narrow stretch of Turkmenistan’s precious little arable land – Turkmenistan is otherwise 80% desert. For the journey, Valerii was telling me of his amazing life story, having had an illustrious military career spanning back to the days of the Soviet Red Army. He had met his wife, a Turkmen woman and mathematics professor, when they were both studying at university in his native Donbass, Ukraine. Now his wife, his adult children and grandchildren all live in Texas. I asked him how come he wasn’t with them (he had a Green Card and lived in the USA for a while). Valerii didn’t like life in the US suburbs and missed Turkmenistan too much, so he decided to move back. His main pastime is fishing, which I found a bit surprising given dry Turkmenistan is not exactly a place teeming with watercourses – its main water source and lifeline is the Karakum canal, a hero project built during Soviet times. Feeding this canal with water redirected from the mighty Amu-Darya river, though providing Turkmenistan with much needed irrigation to expand agriculture, was one of the main factors that led to the nearby Aral Sea to dry up. Valerii told me the canal and its branches are teeming with fish, and so that’s where he’s to be found on most days – give him a fishing rod, some homemade vodka (samogon i.e. “rocket fuel”) and a quiet spot by the canal and he’s happy. So why would a guy like him, with a distinguished military background and a keen angler, be wanting to drive a group of westerners to remote parts of his adopted country? “Well, it’s better than just sitting around at home”, he said. Besides, one of the assigned drivers had called in sick at the last minute, so Valerii was doing this as a favour for the commander of the driving team. And for most people in Turkmenistan, there’s no reason for them to go into the desert anymore, so here’s a perfect excuse to go and see some spectacular sights.

Our convoy in the Karakum desert. © Nick Nasev 2026

Our convoy of five beaming white 4WDs – new cars are predominantly white in Turkmenistan, not because the previous president deemed coloured cars unlucky (as claimed in the west) but because it’s more aesthetically pleasing for use in Ashgabat, being an ak şäher (“white city” as the billboards proclaim) – contrasted on the road to the surprisingly large number of well-maintained, decades-old Soviet ZIL, GAZ and KAMAZ trucks (more so than anywhere else I’ve seen in the former USSR), plus a significant amount of pristine Ladas and other Soviet-era cars of all colours. When all it takes to fix these cars is the creative use of a wire clothes hanger and some strategically applied masking tape, they’ll be driven by the cockroaches left after the nuclear apocalypse.

Good as new! Lada in Türkmenbasy. © Nick Nasev 2026

That disparity between capital and province found worldwide is particularly wide in Turkmenistan – anyone can surely see that most of Turkmenistan’s oil and gas wealth has been invested in the capital. Balkan province looked like another country – a more distinctly post-Soviet one.

We had been warned, or better put, promised, that Balkanabat wore its Soviet past on its sleeve. Promise fulfilled – it looked very much like other “new” Soviet-era cities in Central Asia. Balkanabat's history is heavily linked to petroleum. The city was founded in 1933 during Stalin’s brutal industrialisation of the USSR as a petrol city – its original name was Neftedag, combining the Russian word neft’ meaning “oil” and dag, the Turkic/Persian word for “hill”. That name was later Turkmenified post-Stalin to Nebit-Dag, with its current, more obvious, name being adopted in 2001. First stop in Balkanabat was at the large monument at the far western end of the city, known in Russian as Первопроходцы (“Pioneers” or also called “Desert Explorers”), depicting a camel, Ivan Gubkin and his peers struggling to make their way through the unforgiving Karakum desert. Our guide emphasised the Russian vs Turkmen aspect to all these Soviet-era visual elements, such as in the giant mosaic murals on opposite sides of a building (in the pictures below). Mishka, the much-loved mascot of the 1980 Moscow Olympics was also still up and sun-kissed.

Balkanabat

Balkanabat was supposed to be where we were going to spend the night, but our reservations for the local hotel had been cancelled the night before. Actually most of our itinerary for Balkan province was thrown out the window… and we can put the blame on one person – a certain Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!

No, he hadn’t started a war or launched missiles in Balkan province. The Turkmens were just being very security-conscious as two regional summits were being held at the seaside resort zone of Awaza on the province’s Caspian sea coast. Guest of honour at these summits was Vova. Originally, we were going to stay at one of the gradiose Dubai-style hotels in Awaza, but guess where the summit was to be held. That had been cancelled a month earlier – fair enough, but how our presence in Balkanabat, a good 150 km away from Awaza, suddenly posed a problem, who knows? Best not to ask. A Plan B was quickly organised – we’ll instead be camping at the majestic Yangykala canyon. OK, so I’m not much of a camping person, and the prospect of spending another 48 hours with no shower and sleeping in the lack of comfort was not what I had in mind, but when travelling in such places, hey, why not just experience it. If Valerii can give up fishing to take us here, I can put up with camping.

Missed out on this! Awaza, Turkmenistan. Credit: Bayram A, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

We were dropped off at the local supermarket to stock up on snacks (salty cheese balls are the go) and buy draft beer filled into 1.5 litre plastic bottles (I’ve never seen this before in a supermarket). Lunch at a local café came complete with a birthday cake and the staff attempting to sing Happy Birthday in English to one of our fellow travellers. Next, into the Balkan mountains, though unlike their European counterparts, they’re barren from the intense desert heat and devoid of lush tree cover.

About 30 minutes into our drive through the Balkan mountains, we came to a sudden stop not far from the village of Tasharvat. Our guide, Rahym, was eager to show us a special monument from Soviet times. I wasn’t expecting much as there’s only so many T-34 tanks and Lenin statues to see until they become completely old hat. Not this one, though.

I was completely dumbstruck when I saw the sign greeting us simply stating that this monument had been made in 1978… by Bulgarian builders! It was a cheshma, a traditional public water fountain commonly seen on roadsides throughout (European) Balkan countries; the term being yet another Persian word (meaning “water spring”) that entered the Balkans via Ottoman Turkish. This cheshma featured a mosaic of a Bulgarian maiden in folk costume and a plaque lauding that constant refrain from socialist times – eternal Bulgaro-Soviet friendship. I just stood there with my mouth wide open! Seeing this was like being transported back in time. The connection here was more personal than merely a linking of geographies. My uncle had been one of those Bulgarian builders. He, like many other Bulgarian citizens, spent many years in the USSR doing backbreaking work in harsh conditions. His first assignment was cutting trees in the Komi autonomous republic in the far north of European Russia, but most of the rest of his time in the USSR was working in construction in and around Odessa, Ukraine. From what I know, he hadn’t been in this team of Bulgarian builders who had gone from one Balkan to the other. I’ll have to ask him if he knows anything about them. Still, I didn’t expect anything so blatantly Balkan like this in other Balkan.

Eternal Bulgaro-Soviet Friendship memorial cheshma, Tasharvat

Resuming our journey, the Balkan mountains soon gave way to the wide, flat expanse of the Karakum desert. Buried deep within the desert was our destination; the beguiling Yangykala canyon, where, apart from herds of camels, we had the whole place to ourselves. I’ll let the pictures below describe the canyon’s beauty. A great opportunity here too to thank Putin (eek!) for being the catalyst for the cancellation of our hotel reservations! Staying overnight in the canyon ended up being a highlight of the whole Turkmenistan trip.

Yangykala canyon

And how about those camels? Turkmenistan is famous for the Arvana, a single-humped (dromedary) camel breed developed locally over thousands of years for milk, wool and transport. They are different from the two-humped Bactrian camels most associated with Central Asia. What visitors to Turkmenistan soon notice once they venture into the deserts is the sheer number of what seem to be “wild” camels. The reality is that camels in Turkmenistan tend to be free-roaming and are generally feral or unfenced domestic stock. As unlikely as it may appear, many of these camels have owners and are tagged, but living untethered in the ecosystem. True genetically wild camels (such as the khavtagai of the Gobi Desert) are not native to Turkmenistan's deserts.

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Camels, would you believe, were also a common sight in the European Balkans. During Ottoman rule, camels were used for long-distance trade caravans travelling into the southern and central Balkans. Bitola, formerly Manastir, in Macedonia was a major hub where camel trains would arrive from far-flung places such as Istanbul, Bursa and Adana. The local neighborhood where the camel caravans stayed was known as Deve Ani (meaning “camel caravanserai”). These camel trains remained a regular fixture until the fall of the Ottoman Empire in the Balkans in 1912, when modern borders cut the existing trade routes. Camels even feature in Balkan folk songs, such as in this humorous classic from Macedonia.

Camel caravan in Seres, Macedonia, 1916. Credit: Macedonia in Color

Our final stop in Balkan province was Türkmenbaşy, formerly Krasnovodsk, stunningly located on the Caspian sea coast with craggy mountains providing a spectacular backdrop. I saw it once described as having a ‘Mediterranean’ feel to it… and that’s exactly the vibe. The city had been founded by Russians as their entry point into Transcaspia, the region covering present-day Turkmenistan. After a walk around the station at the start of the Transcaspian railway, the WWII war memorial (Turkmenistan’s first president Türkmenbashi having replaced Lenin), the old streets of Krasnovodsk and the gates symbolising the illusory border between “Europe” and “Asia”, we had a guided tour around the city’s regional history museum. Like the country itself, the museum, its displays and the (Russian-speaking) guide were unchanged from Soviet times; just the original Russian inscriptions had been haphazardly pasted over with Turkmen ones, and gone here too was Lenin and crew and instead we were welcomed by a (surprisingly) modest display dedicated to the current president and the previous one (who happens to be his dad).

Türkmenbaşy © Nick Nasev 2026

The Russian element is still visible today not only in Balkan province but all throughout Turkmenistan. Again surprisingly, despite 35 years of extensive, post-Soviet Turkmenification, especially under the eccentric rule of Turkmenbashi where towards the end of his reign some aspects of modern culture (ballet, opera) brought to Turkmenistan by the Russians were banned, the country’s Russian-speaking population (Russians, Tatars, Armenians, even Koreans) are still there, though in smaller numbers than before. Though not having any official status for three decades, Russian is still the main second language of Turkmenistan. Our guide, an ethnic Turkmen, had completed his university education fully in Russian in Moscow, marking him “highly educated” – again, just like in Soviet times. Given the opportunity, all of the officials and hosts showing us around gladly gave their talks fully in Russian, even though they were all Turkmens. One of our guides was ethnic Belarusian but had lived her whole life in Turkmenistan. She had gone to Russian-language schools (still considered to provide better quality education), and although she had Turkmen as a school subject, could hardly speak the language. But then again, she could count on one hand the amount of times in her life in Turkmenistan when she had encountered someone in the country who couldn’t at least understand Russian. She could perfectly operate in the country using her native Russian… and that did not pose a problem to anyone.

Monument dedicated to the 100th anniversary of the founding of Krasnovodsk. The inscription is written in Russian and Turkmen Cyrillic, which was replaced with the current Latin alphabet in 1993. © Nick Nasev 2026

On our way to the airport for our flight back to Ashgabat, we passed by the Japanese POW memorial and cemetery. Thousands of Japanese POWs had been put to gruelling work, most notably carving with pickaxes the tunnel we had just gone through to get there. Our guide told us that the few survivors feared the shame they’d face if they returned to Japan, so they opted to stay, eventually intermarring with locals. Because of this Japanese element, to this day people from Türkmenbaşy have the reputation of being the best looking people in Turkmenistan (according to our guide).

Japanese POW memorial and cemetery © Nick Nasev 2026

Getting to the airport proved to be a challenge. Security officials had blocked all the roads, so our drivers inventively were able to bypass the checkpoints by going through some of the less glamorous parts of the outskirts of Türkmenbaşy. You don’t see these areas in the brochures or on TV. Arriving at the airport terminal, we saw a heavy security presence, but our guides did what they needed to do to get us into the terminal.

Why this major security presence?

Of course, Putin was just about to arrive at the airport in his VIP plane for his official two-day visit to Turkmenistan and participate at those regional summits. Great timing!

Clearing security, we were hearded to a seated area just as a whole wave of (mainly Russian) journalists and camera crew descended towards the gates. At the same time, we saw a huge group of people, some brandishing huge bouquets of roses, gathering around a young women immaculately dressed in traditional Turkmen clothing. One of our group members, an English teacher by profession, started chatting with some of the teenage girls in the crowd. Speaking in excellent English, they said they were there to bid farewell to their teacher (the immaculately dressed woman), who had recently wed and was now on her way to Ashgabat to then fly to Moscow to start her new married life there. The links with the stolitsa (“capital”) are obviously still strong.

One thing that having the journo pack around us for the summit allowed was for the airport to provide a special WiFi network… that was fully unblocked. Turkmenistan ranks at the bottom for press and internet freedom, and going by official channels access to most international social media and news platforms is blocked. That however doesn’t stop many locals from accessing them, as most know to use VPNs.

We only had to wait an hour before the press gang was gone and security eased to allow us to get to our domestic flight to Ashgabat. And how close did we get to Putin? Well, the official Russian delegation planes were right next to our humble Boeing 737. No photos – I didn’t want to push the boundaries. So my group and I were waiting in the termimal in the background of the footage below…

So do both Balkans have much in common? Well, far more than expected. C’mon, no-one could have told me about that Balkan cheshma in the Balkan mountains! Perhaps the Russians were on to something there in having to make that change in letter to give both regions a linguistic uniqueness because otherwise, if a Russian traveller back in the day were to give an account of the Balkans, it would’ve been hard to work out which one out of the two that traveller was talking about.

*Some names and identifying details have been changed here to protect the privacy of individuals.

Unless otherwise credited, photos © Nick Nasev 2026

Map: Balkan province, in purple, Turkmenistan. Credit: Peter Fitzgerald, amendments by Alexander Tsirlin, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

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Why wishing your clients, friends and relatives in Australia a happy start to summer on December 21st is not the way to do it...

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Australian English: peanut butter or peanut paste?

Tread carefully! The extraordinary story of this salty Australian regionalism and how it can ignite passions worthy of a civil war.

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What's the name of this famous Australian natural landmark?

One of Australia's most visited tourist sites has two official names, but Aussies almost exclusively use one of them. Do you know which one?

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Australia and trick-or-treating... a minefield

If there's anything that can get some Aussies hot under the collar, it's this...

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Australian English: is it email and/or e-mail?

Welcome to confusion with "email" in Australia. It's generational...

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Australian (Olympics) English: battered sav, hello boys, crazy date, flat bags, goose...

How a comedy routine during the 2000 Sydney Olympics provided Australia with its own, very naughty, gymnastics lexicon!

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Why are Aussies so good at swimming?

To get away from the sharks! Nah, it's more than that.

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The [enter place name] Olympics are going to be a disaster...

Or perhaps not. It wouldn't be an Olympics if there wasn't impending doom. But how has it actually turned out?

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Who's gonna win: Sunderland or Newcastle? Fancy a Democracy Sausage? Or take a ride on the "Bulgarian Train"

Vote-count competitions between rival cities? How a mundane sausage in generic white bread is the epitome of mass democratic participation in Australia. And why a Bulgarian train is not a train. The weird world of election traditions.

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Pets on public transport: yes or no? 👍👎

Australians adore pets... but not on public transport. How come?

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Accadacca at 50!

One of the world's biggest ever rock bands has turned 50!

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Australian English: "We're de factos!"

Many Australians are in "de facto relationships". What are these and how do they differ from marriage?

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Burger King vs Hungry Jacks. Is there a difference?

Is Burger King the drama? How come there's no Burger King in Australia but you can still get a Whopper? A story of how a technicality turned an alternative brand into a part of local Australian identity, and how that was almost usurped.

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Poor Gina...

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Australia's richest woman, mining magnate Gina Rinehart got more than what she bargained for when she wanted a portrait of her taken down. And how does wine figure into this too?

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ABBA can thank Australia for the music!

50+ years after ABBA won the Eurovision Song Content, it was Australia that set the tone for ABBA's fortunes over the decades. How ABBA is also a case story of Australia’s love of kitsch., it was Australia that set the tone for ABBA's fortunes over the decades. This is their Australian story.

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Australian etiquette: the Outback Driving Wave

It’s all about being friendly when driving out in “woop woop” (the middle of nowhere) in Australia. A definite must-do!

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Homonyms maketh the sentence…

How do you say in Bosnian, Croatian, Montenegrin or Serbian this: “Up there, the mountains burn worse”?👉 Gore gore gore gore.

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So what are Fantales?

They are chocolate-covered chewy caramels 🍬 that were often so hard to bite into that they kept many dentists in business 🦷. Nothing particularly unique so far, you might think.

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Happy 50th anniversary to the Adelaide Festival Centre!

🎉 50 years ago today, the Adelaide Festival Centre, the premier performing and visual arts venue and precinct in Adelaide, Australia, opened. The centre to this day remains one of the symbols of Adelaide. 🇦🇺

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What’s a “bank holiday”? Do Aussies say that too?

Do Aussies have "bank holidays" like in the UK? Well, it's complicated

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How come Australia is at Eurovision? It’s actually a perfect marketing opportunity…

Time to get out the sequins and huge props. The world’s most watched non-sports TV show is on, the Eurovision Song Contest 🎤. Tonight is the second semi-final, with 16 acts from Europe… and Australia.

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Vale Barry Humphries!

Last Saturday Australian 🇦🇺 🎭 comedy legend Barry Humphries passed away aged 89.

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Australian English: "You can find the Doonas in Manchester”

Now this might sound a bit random but this is something you’ll hear all the time, in all places, in department stores in Australia. How come?

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Eshays and Adlays: Australia’s answer to London’s Roadmen

The story behind Australia’s current most notorious youth sub-group

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Move over Easter Bunny 🐇 … make way for the Easter Bilby! 🪃

Bunnies are considered cute and loveable… except in Australia 🇦🇺, where they’re a major scourge🤬.

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The time when George Bush Senior figuratively told the Aussies where to go…

Have you unwittingly done a hand gesture that meant something completely different in another country? Here’s a true story…

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Australian English: Calisthenics

Calisthenics is a form of body strength training worldwide. Not in Australia though, where "calisthenics" has a completely different meaning.

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International Women’s Day (IWD). A day of campaigning ♀ … or a day to buy flowers 💐

🪃 In Australia, IWD is a day of campaigning and awareness, elements that are much closer to the day’s original purpose of bringing mainstream attention to issues affecting women.

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Seachange, Treechange, E-change

How the Shakespearean title for a popular TV series sporned the terms for a number of related internal migration processes in Australia.

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What's better: chook or chicken?

How translating dialects and colloquial speech into another language using perceived equivalents comes with issues.

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All you need to know about Grand Final Week in Australia!

Up there Cazaly! What’s so special about this week at the end of September in Australia? Here are the details so that you’re in the know on what’s the go.

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Victory or peace sign or are you really telling someone to f**k off?

Two hand gestures – one that does cause offence in Australia and another that actually doesn’t, despite what the internet says. And how US President Bush caused furor when using one of them.

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Australian English: Please explain

How a seemingly inoffensive English phrase has unsuspecting connotations in Australia. An example of how crucial understanding local sensitivities can be.

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Australian English: receival

Yes, it's a word. How this old-fashioned and seemingly pompous English word is, surprisingly, still very much alive and in use in Australia.

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Australian English: rort

Are you rorting the system? Do you find your job a bit of a rort? Or are you up for a rort this weekend? What the Australian term "rort" means and where did it come from.

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Australian English: football, soccer... and root

A guide to Australia's sporting vocabulary—from football codes to the very naughty meaning of "rooting" for your team.

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Australian English: spruik

Time for me to spruik the very uniquely Australian term spruik. What does it mean and where did it come from?

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Dishlicker, check-out chick, doover? The yeah nahs and nah yeahs of the Oxford Dictionary's new Australian English additions

Wotz hot and wotz not?! Your resident Australian English localiser goes through the Oxford English Dictionary's latest Aussie slang additions and gives a propa Aussie verdict.

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Australian English: EOFY

This initialism represents one of the most important dates on Australia's financial calendar. What does it mean and what you should know about it?

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Australian English: dreaming and dream

How “dream” and "dreaming" in Australia came to describe the sacred, the suburban, the satirical and the simply delusional, and what this says about the country that uses these words these ways.

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Australian English: going troppo and mango madness

It's hot and everyone's a bit heat-affected... well, we Aussies have the perfect sayings to describe this craziness!

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Australian English: going troppo

The heat and humidity can do weird things to people, so that's why Aussies have this saying to explain it all...

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Do you know what a "phrasal verb" is?

Most native English speakers have no idea about this very common feature of English, even though they use them all the time. As for others, they're a nightmare.

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Do Australians understand US English?

Many clients try to pass off their US English texts and copy for Australia. While most Aussies will get it, there's a large section of the Australian public that won't. Who are these people?

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Australian English: BOM

Australia's weather bureau thought it had a branding problem with its explosive acronym. How solving it bombed when Aussies had their say about it.

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What is one of Australia's iconic sounds?

No, it's nothing to do with an animal call. It's a sound that international music stars have even sampled...

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Australian English: '-or' vs '-our'

"But '-or' spellings are American?" has said many an Aussie. But are they really? Not exactly. Find out how and where there are exceptions to the rule in Australian English.

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Why Australian media give warnings of deceased Indigenous people?

The recent case of Kumajayi Little Baby shows how Australian media handle indigenous mourning protocols. Here are the details and background to them.

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Australian English: Anzac Day

Parades, dawn services, two-up, biscuits... What you need to know about Australia (and New Zealand's) veteran's day. Plus, why the day is more important to some Aussies than others.

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Australian English: Easter and shops

What's open and what's not this Easter in Australia...Time to give a real-life example of Australian English.

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Australian English: pokies

Found in most pubs, clubs and casinos throughout Australia, the pokies are an important feature of Australian social culture. But what are they? Find out here...

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You fetta believe it! Australian feta, parmesan and prosecco remain.

Feta or white cheese? Prosecco or sparkling wine? How will the new EU-Australia free-trade agreement (not) affect the terms Aussies use for certain products

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Australian English: farewell and vale

No, I'm not leaving here. Linguistically, Australians actually have unique ways of bidding farewell to someone who's going for a long time... or forever.

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Australian English: to farewell

Yet another unexpected Australian-ism I and an internet superstar recently discovered...

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Australian English: demo

Aussies love shortening words and ending cutesy endings to them. But what happens when the same shortened word could mean multiple things?

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Australians laughing at ChatGPT's US English default when Aussies use it

If Australia's answer to the Onion is making fun of how AI uses US English as a default, then that means Aussies notice when you're using it in your text and copy. But there's a solution to this...

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How you can tell that an Australian wrote English text... without being told?

Are your international customers getting your message? Are you aware that some of the words, phrases and terms you use could have no or a different meaning elsewhere. That's where you need your copy and text reviewed for your target audience.

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So I go all the way to Australia to do this...

Off to the beach? Avoid the snakes and sharks? No... something completely different but expected from me.

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Australian English: thongs

Aussies love wearing thongs outdoors. But does "thongs" mean the same in Australia as it does in other countries? Find out here...

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Australian English: programme vs program

Which one is the accepted spelling in Australia? You might be surprised at the answer!

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Australian English: abroad vs overseas

There are a number of seemingly ordinary English words that can get Aussies thinking 'that's not right'. Here's the case with one...?

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Chinwag Tuesday podcast with Amanda Boyne

Want to hear how I speak in Australian English with another Australian English specialist? Here's your chance

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Australian English: tap, tag or touch?

How do you describe using a payment card to use public transport in Australia? It depends where in Australia you are...

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Australian English: maths or math

Want to get Aussies angry? Ask this mathematical question...

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Do I translate into Australian?

Many people are shocked when they find out I'm a translator, but their jaws drop even more when I tell them that I also 'translate' into Australian English.

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Australia Day/Invasion Day: the Lamb Ad!

Would you believe that one of the most anticipated events in the lead-up to Australia's national day on 26 January is... an ad about eating lamb! More about the vibe here...

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Australia and New Zealand do seasons a little differently...

Why wishing your clients, friends and relatives in Australia a happy start to summer on December 21st is not the way to do it...

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Australian English: peanut butter or peanut paste?

Tread carefully! The extraordinary story of this salty Australian regionalism and how it can ignite passions worthy of a civil war.

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Macquarie Dictionary's 2024 word of the year is...

Australia's prime source for all things Australian English has picked its word for 2024. And this time, I agree!

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Indian and Australian English... the links between them

India and Australia have common bonds that go beyond a passion for cricket. Here are a few words that Indian and Australian English uniquely share...

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What's the name of this famous Australian natural landmark?

One of Australia's most visited tourist sites has two official names, but Aussies almost exclusively use one of them. Do you know which one?

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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Australian English: is it email and/or e-mail?

Welcome to confusion with "email" in Australia. It's generational...

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Australian (Olympics) English: battered sav, hello boys, crazy date, flat bags, goose...

How a comedy routine during the 2000 Sydney Olympics provided Australia with its own, very naughty, gymnastics lexicon!

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Why are Aussies so good at swimming?

To get away from the sharks! Nah, it's more than that.

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Australian English: "We're de factos!"

Many Australians are in "de facto relationships". What are these and how do they differ from marriage?

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Burger King vs Hungry Jacks. Is there a difference?

Is Burger King the drama? How come there's no Burger King in Australia but you can still get a Whopper? A story of how a technicality turned an alternative brand into a part of local Australian identity, and how that was almost usurped.

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Poor Gina...

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Australia's richest woman, mining magnate Gina Rinehart got more than what she bargained for when she wanted a portrait of her taken down. And how does wine figure into this too?

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Australian etiquette: the Outback Driving Wave

It’s all about being friendly when driving out in “woop woop” (the middle of nowhere) in Australia. A definite must-do!

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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Three everyday words that exist in Australian English only!

Ask what’s most unique about Australian English 🪃, the answers usually are our accent and slang✔️. However, there are also a number of uniquely Australian English words in regular use, even in formal situations, that Australians are surprised to find are not used everywhere else in the English-speaking world (OK, sometimes also in New Zealand🥝, […]

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Watch out, here comes the Aussie version of The Office…

Are you a fan of the cult TV comedy show The Office?🕺And which version: the UK one 🇬🇧? The US one 🇺🇸? The French one 🇫🇷? The Indian one 🇮🇳 or any of the other 13 variants made? 📣 News in is that an Australian 🇦🇺 version of The Office will be hitting our screens […]

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So what are Fantales?

They are chocolate-covered chewy caramels 🍬 that were often so hard to bite into that they kept many dentists in business 🦷. Nothing particularly unique so far, you might think.

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What’s a “bank holiday”? Do Aussies say that too?

Do Aussies have "bank holidays" like in the UK? Well, it's complicated

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Vale Barry Humphries!

Last Saturday Australian 🇦🇺 🎭 comedy legend Barry Humphries passed away aged 89.

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Australian English: "You can find the Doonas in Manchester”

Now this might sound a bit random but this is something you’ll hear all the time, in all places, in department stores in Australia. How come?

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Eshays and Adlays: Australia’s answer to London’s Roadmen

The story behind Australia’s current most notorious youth sub-group

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Move over Easter Bunny 🐇 … make way for the Easter Bilby! 🪃

Bunnies are considered cute and loveable… except in Australia 🇦🇺, where they’re a major scourge🤬.

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The time when George Bush Senior figuratively told the Aussies where to go…

Have you unwittingly done a hand gesture that meant something completely different in another country? Here’s a true story…

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Australian English: Calisthenics

Calisthenics is a form of body strength training worldwide. Not in Australia though, where "calisthenics" has a completely different meaning.

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Seachange, Treechange, E-change

How the Shakespearean title for a popular TV series sporned the terms for a number of related internal migration processes in Australia.

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What does going direct to a translator provide you?

There are huge benefits for going direct to a translator for your translation needs

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AHA or ANA?

How the Cyrillic alphabet can play tricks on people who only know the Latin alphabet

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Watch my talk on Balkan multilingualism

My talk about Balkan multilingualism can be seen now!

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Oldtimers, dancings and packets ... but are they English words?

Welcome to the crazy world of "false friends" and "pseudo-anglicisms"... they look like English words but they're not

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The most important question for a certified translation of a personal document not in Latin script?

It's the simplest of things that can cause the most trouble. And when it comes to certified translations, getting this right is crucial!

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Two years as a Chartered Linguist!

Two years ago I attained the highest qualification for translators, Chartered Linguist. And I'm the only one in the UK for the languages I work from.

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5 May – Macedonian Language Day

How come Macedonian Language Day is on 5 May, and what strict rule makes spoken Macedonian sound so distinct?

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Tales from ethnic radio (part 3)

What happens when our listeners can't understand what's supposed to be "their" language? The battle between standard languages and their dialects.

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Македонски јазик: Божик или Божиќ?

Секоја година пред празникот се појавува истата дилема: Која форма е „помакедонска“? Еве го одговорот базиран на истражувањата на проф. д-р Елка Јачева-Улчар.

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Up for a crazy coupon? How Bulgarians say they want to party...

Are you up for a crazy coupon where you're strutting your stuff on the "dancing"? Perhaps you're a "labour" or a "gender"? A sneak peak into some Bulgarian linguistic false friends

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Dua Lipa and her "pasosh"

After many decades of Yugoslav rule, Albanian spoken in Kosovo, Macedonia and Montenegro has some Serbo-Croatian words, but particularly in certain areas. Which ones? And why is this not unique?

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Kocani, Kočani or Kochani?

Some Macedonian linguistic pointers

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What's my 'mother language'?

International Mother Language Day and Global Language Advocacy Day are on! So what do I consider to be my 'mother languages' and why one of them is under threat...

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Slovenian, the odd one out

I translate into English from all Southern Slavic languages except one. Sorry, I can't do Slovenian. Here's my apology.

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Serbo-Croatian? Yes, I still work from it.

3 decades have passed since it officially ceased to exist but I still get requests to translate from Serbo-Croatian. How come?

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I'm now a full member of the Chartered Institute of Linguists of the UK!

Yet another accreditation...

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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Why are there so many Turkish words in Balkan languages?

Let's see how Turkish has influenced the languages of the Balkans and further afield. Bujrum!

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False Friend Friday! Time for some Latin-based words

Where the translation gets undone because just because a word looks the same in another language, it doesn't necessarily means the same.

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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Луд купон, the “crazy coupon” Bulgarian party

So who’s having a “crazy coupon” this weekend? 🎉 Wait!✋ A crazy coupon?🎟️😲 What’s that?

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Oldtajmer, evergrin, rekorder, golman… the world of Balkan pseudo-anglicisms

Did you hear about the man who collects “old-timers”? 👴🏽 Or that Frank Sinatra has many “evergreens”? 🌲

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Homonyms maketh the sentence…

How do you say in Bosnian, Croatian, Montenegrin or Serbian this: “Up there, the mountains burn worse”?👉 Gore gore gore gore.

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Naš jezik at Munich Airport

I’m about to fly off to Australia transiting through Munich Airport 🇩🇪 … so I’m preparing myself to be ready to speak in “naš jezik” (“our language”).

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Ramadan or Ramazan?

The Muslim holy month of Ramadan starts today, but how do you call the month? A case of local vs global of different circumstances

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The dos and don’ts of kissing and hugging in the Balkans

Did you know that the amount of times you kiss someone on the cheek can mark your ethnicity? All you need to know about kissing and hugging in the Balkans.

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Laibach in London!

Laibach is performing in London again and I'll be there! Who is Laibach, why the band was enemy number 1 in socialist Yugoslavia, and why the group claims now to be a 'pop act'

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2001: A Balkan Odyssey. Part 3 "Where's Biljana"

It's time to find Biljana. But before that, why does it seem that everyone in Macedonia knows each other? And why war-lead ethnic unity is addictive as Macedonia's opium.

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RIP Džansever

Džansever Dalipova, star of Macedonian Roma and Turkish Arabesque music, has died aged 59.

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Vibeάρω!

A bit of fun in the sun with one of this year’s viral summer songs in Greece – Vibeάρω (I Vibe)

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Wartime witch hunts

How binary discourses in war societies where everything is black and white creates the environment to brutally attack anyone who questions this

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Olivera Katarina (1940–2026)

The only woman the great Salvador Dalí knelt for. The glory, mystique and controversy surrounding this celebrated Yugoslav and Serbian actress and singer.

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I found the actual Ken Lee!!!

This has had me laughing all day. If you know, you know!

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How Bulgaria soared and sunk at the World Cup in the 1990s

The World Cup grand finale is on this weekend. Let's remember how Bulgaria did well in 1994 but failed in 1998. And what happened to 1994 star Lechkov?

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What's the latest with Honeyland star Atidje Muratova?

Good news: she's still looking after her bees.

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Tales from ethnic radio (the end)

Going from fax to internet... and into armed ethnic conflict. And how war hits harder when you actually have to deal with its brutal consequences.

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Vlado Janevski (1960-2026)

One of Macedonia's biggest pop stars has gone to his starry sky far away

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Keeping up with the Zogus, Albania’s royal family

Three generations of a family that mostly never had a throne, a country... or much in the way of restraint. And how does an Australian woman get involved in all this? Show us the drama!

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The king who became prime minister, muscular arms and other tales of the Bulgarian royals

A family history of exile, a tsar's comeback as a 21st-century prime minister, and how it all ends with his daughter trending for her muscular arms. Welcome to the stage, the Bulgarian Royal Family.

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Two marches, one city, twenty years of broken promises

A government-backed parade, a tolerated Pride, and the fiction of democratic balance and the "traditional family" in the Balkans.

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Donald Trump's birthday? Ha! It's also Ceca's!

Move over the Donald! There's someone else grander who has her birthday today too. But the similarities don't end there...

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Big Bulgarian wedding – no! Big Bulgarian graduation ball – da!

Why the tradition for big weddings in Bulgaria is no longer the case... and why graduation balls and festivities have taken their place.

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How the 1972 hajj brought smallpox to Yugoslavia... and how the country successfuly dealt with it

Socialist Yugoslavia always treated the Hajj and the participation of its citizens with care – they could come back with concepts that could bring the system down. But a Hajji in 1972 brought back something far more dangerous – a killer virus.

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Is Ricky Martin Montenegrin?

Who needs real evidence? Where the Balkan thing for bread and circuses, and claiming everyone and anyone as they're own, collide. Plus, I reveal Lady Gaga's alleged Balkan roots!

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Why there's no turbo folk/chalga at Eurovision

Disposable, easy pop with a local flavour and pleasing to the eye. You'd think turbo folk/chalga would be ideal for Eurovision, but you won't be seeing it on the big stage. How come...?

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Why Croatia's 2026 Eurovision song is problematic

Croatia's dark ethnic ballad entry for Eurovision 2026 has gained many fans across Europe. But the song is problematic in some aspects...

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"Don't take my picture then!" Arif Heralić and Alija Sirotanović – two socialist Yugoslav icons as one.

Did you know the most recognisable face of socialist Yugoslavia after Tito was of a Roma furnace worker from Bosnia? But many ex-Yugoslavs think it's another Bosnian. Here are their stories...

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May Day in socialist Yugoslavia

Who's up for a picnic? It's time for bean soup. How Tito's Yugoslavia celebrated the "holiday of labour" and what changed over time and what didn't. Oh, and there's that time I got punched.

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Video killed the red star in 1980s Bulgaria and Romania

How video casettes illegally smuggled from the west caused Bulgarians and Romanians to question their communist system in the 1980s. And how are James Bond movies treated in Bulgaria...

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Princes Amongst Men is back!

The book that launched my career as a Balkans sensitivity and authenticity reader is back, updated and bigger than ever!

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22 April – Lenin's birthday

So Lenin was one of the world's most prominent revolutionaries, but his legacy lasts by way of... first names and spring cleaning? All is explained here.

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"The buying and selling of votes is a crime" in Bulgaria

The aspects of Bulgarian elections that no-one else talks about. And what does Chalga have to say about it? All aboard the 'Bulgarian train'. Toot, toot!

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The eggs are dyed for Easter!

Yes, it's that time of year again, and I'm glad to say that the eggs turned out great this year.

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8 April – International Romani Day

Today is International Romani Day. Note, not 'Gypsy'. Why this is not the most appropriate term, and how ethnic labels can be complicated.

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Vale Yanka Rupkina!

Famous Bulgarian folk singer and member of the world-famous Trio Bulgarka, Yanka Rupkina, has died. Here is her extraordinary life.

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Lazarus Saturday – the Balkan debutante ball, and Palm Sunday – the Balkan flower festival

The weekend before Easter in Balkan Orthodox Christian societies sees major celebrations for the coming of spring, steeped in pagan origins.

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Tales from ethnic radio (part 2)

How I transitioned from listener to being listened. But first, let's bring in some music. 1990s Macedonian Turbofolk anyone? And what was the (surprising) word we couldn't mention?

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Tales from ethnic radio (part 1)

50 years ago today started the service I loathed as a child... but became my ticket to my future. The crazy yet wonderful world of ethnic, and particularly "Yugoslav", radio in Adelaide, Australia.

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Kostadinka Palazova, the voice of Bojmija, Macedonia (1939–2026)

Legendary Macedonian folk singer Kostadinka Palazova has passed away. Her life has been dedicated to keeping the songs of her birthplace alive in the face of official bans, ethnic cleansing and life in exile.

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When coins matter: stotinki and sixpence for Christmas

Big issue of the day – what coin do you use for your lucky-coin Christmas tradition? It matters to many in the Balkans AND Australia

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19 December is Saint Nicholas Day!

It's a pretty big day in some Orthodox Christian parts of the Balkans – St Nicholas Day. But how come it's happening 13 days after the rest of the world? And what are you not supposed to do today?

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Princes Amongst Men: Journeys with Gypsy Musicians is back!

Garth Cartwright's award-winning book about the talented Roma music stars of the Balkans is getting a re-release!

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Eat that burek... it could be useful later on

How my experience growing up Balkan in Australia has provided valuable knowledge to others.

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Slovenian, the odd one out

I translate into English from all Southern Slavic languages except one. Sorry, I can't do Slovenian. Here's my apology.

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My moment of 2024...

There's always one thing each year that stands out in my travels, and this year it was accidently discovering the huge gastarbeiter houses of eastern Serbia

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Utopia of the Uniform: Affective Afterlives of the Yugoslav People's Army by Tanja Petrović

22 December was Yugoslav People's Day. Here are some notes about the topics raised in this research, my personal connection to the former JNA and how its legacy lives on in the memories and legends of millions.

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Professor, Doctor, Docent, Magister... let's get into academic titles!

Some societies take them very seriously, some not so much. Find out more here...

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Why are there so many Turkish words in Balkan languages?

Let's see how Turkish has influenced the languages of the Balkans and further afield. Bujrum!

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Trileche, the not-so-traditional Balkan dish

How thanks to the Albanians, a Latin American cake conquered the Balkans.

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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25 years since the death of Bulgarian chalga star Rumyana

How the life and death of a popular chalga singer embodied the nature of post-Communist Bulgaria

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Who's gonna win: Sunderland or Newcastle? Fancy a Democracy Sausage? Or take a ride on the "Bulgarian Train"

Vote-count competitions between rival cities? How a mundane sausage in generic white bread is the epitome of mass democratic participation in Australia. And why a Bulgarian train is not a train. The weird world of election traditions.

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Oldtajmer, evergrin, rekorder, golman… the world of Balkan pseudo-anglicisms

Did you hear about the man who collects “old-timers”? 👴🏽 Or that Frank Sinatra has many “evergreens”? 🌲

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Ramadan or Ramazan?

The Muslim holy month of Ramadan starts today, but how do you call the month? A case of local vs global of different circumstances

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International Women’s Day (IWD). A day of campaigning ♀ … or a day to buy flowers 💐

🪃 In Australia, IWD is a day of campaigning and awareness, elements that are much closer to the day’s original purpose of bringing mainstream attention to issues affecting women.

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Out today! Elixir, In the Valley at the End of Time

The latest book that I played a part in its fruition (no, I’m not in it this time), by my dear friend, the award-winning writer Kapka Kassabova, is now available for purchase.

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Do we really need self-service counters in 'Pirate', me mateys?

Ahoy, me hearties! What may appear as a community service actually serves to undermine the supposed primary purpose of such language provision.

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Child interpreters. Why are we getting them to do an adult's job?

Children who interpret for their family members who do not know the local language are often portrayed as heroes. But what do these children think?

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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Five common myths about raising bilingual children

Surprising as it may be, I was once a child, but one who happened to grow up in a multilingual environment but dominated by English.

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What's better: chook or chicken?

How translating dialects and colloquial speech into another language using perceived equivalents comes with issues.

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Is 'good enough' really good enough in translation?

We know how well AI uses good writing to present and convince people what can be unfactual information to be true. But what about the opposite effect? How not using idiomatic language in translation can lose the credibility of what is being presented...

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What does going direct to a translator provide you?

There are huge benefits for going direct to a translator for your translation needs

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What's your best option when needing sensitive and confidential documents translated?

Why going for large translation companies can mean your sensitive documents being leaked.

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If they don’t understand, they’ll just ask

But will they? Why having public-facing text optimised from the onset is better than expecting members of the public will simply ask if they don't understand something.

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Anchor clients and the power of reminders

What are anchor clients and how I was able to regain one thanks to sound advice on using reminders

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What's the obvious sign of a lazy translation from English into any other language?

Translation is supposed to convey info from one language to another, but if you just use the words only tweaked from the source language, then you're doing a disservice.

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Oldtimers, dancings and packets ... but are they English words?

Welcome to the crazy world of "false friends" and "pseudo-anglicisms"... they look like English words but they're not

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The most important question for a certified translation of a personal document not in Latin script?

It's the simplest of things that can cause the most trouble. And when it comes to certified translations, getting this right is crucial!

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Two years as a Chartered Linguist!

Two years ago I attained the highest qualification for translators, Chartered Linguist. And I'm the only one in the UK for the languages I work from.

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If you know another language then you cannot be a bigot! Is this true?

Is there any truth that knowing another language eliminates any chance of you being a bigot?

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Child interpreters. Why are we getting them to do an adult's job?

Children who interpret for their family members who do not know the local language are often portrayed as heroes. But what do these children think?

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How to pass off as a native English speaker when writing?

What's one of the biggest giveaways that a text in English was not written by a native speaker? Find out here with a simple and yet important tip...

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My new personalised stamp!

To add to that professional touch, I can have your documents stamped with my personalised round stamp.

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Professor, Doctor, Docent, Magister... let's get into academic titles!

Some societies take them very seriously, some not so much. Find out more here...

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Serbo-Croatian? Yes, I still work from it.

3 decades have passed since it officially ceased to exist but I still get requests to translate from Serbo-Croatian. How come?

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I'm now a full member of the Chartered Institute of Linguists of the UK!

Yet another accreditation...

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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International Translation Day and the Dragomans

How the Ottoman Empire granted its translators and interpreters, the Dragomans, with respect and status.

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Meyk lov - not vor

Why you shouldn't trust automated translation on LinkedIn or anywhere else. And are the Macedonians being targeted?

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Any place, any time…

👍The best thing about being a freelance translator is being able to work at any place at any time. 👎The worst thing about being a freelancer translator is being able to work at any place at any time.

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English language translation tips: use of long forms of country names

Republic of Serbia 🇷🇸, Republic of Croatia 🇭🇷, Kingdom of Norway 🇳🇴, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 🇬🇧, Oriental Republic of Uruguay 🇺🇾, Plurinational State of Bolivia 🇧🇴 …

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Is 'good enough' really good enough in translation?

We know how well AI uses good writing to present and convince people what can be unfactual information to be true. But what about the opposite effect? How not using idiomatic language in translation can lose the credibility of what is being presented...

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On the An Englishman in the Balkans podcast

I'm the guest on the latest episode

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Oldtimers, dancings and packets ... but are they English words?

Welcome to the crazy world of "false friends" and "pseudo-anglicisms"... they look like English words but they're not

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Muphry's Law strikes again!

Have you heard of Muphry's Law? No, it's not Murphy's Law, and if you thought that it was, then that's Muphry's Law. Confusing? Well, time to clear it up...

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If you know another language then you cannot be a bigot! Is this true?

Is there any truth that knowing another language eliminates any chance of you being a bigot?

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International Mother Language Day: "you're confusing him"

To show why mother languages matter, here's my story how educators in Australia tried stopping my parents speaking to me in my mother language.

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Careful, someone might hear you!

Think you can say vile things about the people around you because hardly anyone speaks your language? Think again! Because when you least suspect it, there'll be someone who does understand...

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Up for a crazy coupon? How Bulgarians say they want to party...

Are you up for a crazy coupon where you're strutting your stuff on the "dancing"? Perhaps you're a "labour" or a "gender"? A sneak peak into some Bulgarian linguistic false friends

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A company by any other name than Nik?

Oil, banking, jewelry, optics, radio broadcasting, hard spirits... Nik does it all! But do I really?

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Dua Lipa and her "pasosh"

After many decades of Yugoslav rule, Albanian spoken in Kosovo, Macedonia and Montenegro has some Serbo-Croatian words, but particularly in certain areas. Which ones? And why is this not unique?

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Do we really need self-service counters in 'Pirate', me mateys?

Ahoy, me hearties! What may appear as a community service actually serves to undermine the supposed primary purpose of such language provision.

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What's my 'mother language'?

International Mother Language Day and Global Language Advocacy Day are on! So what do I consider to be my 'mother languages' and why one of them is under threat...

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Indian and Australian English... the links between them

India and Australia have common bonds that go beyond a passion for cricket. Here are a few words that Indian and Australian English uniquely share...

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"Merci" is how you say "thank you" in which language?

It may come as a surprise but it's not just in French...

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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You know that time when Madonna was interviewed by a Hungarian tabloid? Or when translation goes hilariously bad…

We all know how some translations can be so bad that they’re unintentionally hilarious, like the viral examples from Engrish.com...

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Working in IT? What do you call yourself? An IT-ian, a Hitechist…?

Working in IT? 👩🏻‍💻 Would you call yourself an IT-ian, Hitechist or Startupist?

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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You do Montenegrin and Bosnian, right?

Two more language directions have been added to my Institute of Translation and Interpreting profile

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Generic or specific? The issue stopping the free-trade agreement between the EU and Australia

Would you believe that the names of all these famous products are the cause for the deadlock in the free-trade agreement negotiations between the EU 🇪🇺 and Australia 🇦🇺. How come?

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Smoker’s remorse… or how false friends can be deeply expressive

🟰 Words that look the same or similar in two languages but have two, at times radically, different meanings are called “false friends”.

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The personal touch

Translation can often be a very sedentary existence, plugging away in front of a laptop, with little or no face-to-face contact with clients👨🏻‍💻

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World Cancer Day: cancer scare!

Even after being cured of cancer and remission is over, there's still the threat of it coming back for around go. What to do with a new cancer scare?

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Cancer and gallows humour: Thank you for the flowers 💐; I hope they die before I do!

What's one constant when it comes to the cancer experience? It's the gallows humour. Yes, it gets very, very dark. Why is this so?

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15 years cancer-free!!!

And I know because of an annual procedure a work colleague advised me to do...

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It's Men's Health Week... and I'm 15 years cancer-free!!!

The story of how I found out by chance that I no longer had cancer

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