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Bigger is better! The Balkans and 'Gastarbeiter houses'

“When we retire, we’re going back to the village”.

The dream of many a migrant, including my father, who in the 1970s had left Yugoslavia for some adventure and ‘become a cowboy like John Wayne’ in faraway Australia. Oh, was he disappointed once he stepped off the boat and choo-choo. Sorry but he wasn’t going to become a cowboy (or Australia’s equivalent, a jackaroo) as he dreamed.

More than 50 years later, our wannabe John Wayne has a very comfy life as a retiree in Australia, sans much yeeha these days. Doctor’s visits, jigsaw puzzles and watching Turkish soap operas dubbed into Macedonian on satellite TV is as exciting as it gets. Not the retirement he envisaged but more of an acceptance of reality. No matter what, it was no going back to live in the village of his birth, now a mere shadow of what it was. Even visiting stari kraj (‘the old place’) and the house where he grew up in, gone ever since my grandparents passed away, is just too arduous. Well, the 24 hours to get there and the jet lag only get worse as we age.

Orizari, Macedonia, my father's birthplace

As a translator who works with Balkan Slavic languages, I often travel to the countries where these languages are spoken. In the summer of 2024, I was in the eastern reaches of Serbia – average temperature: 38 degrees Celsius. I had some free time, so in a last-minute decision (the best types,) I decided I'd head off to the point where Serbia, Bulgaria and Romania meet. That’s how I roll. To get there, I had to turn off the main road from the town of Negotin to the Bulgarian border and go down a heavily pot-holed path dangerous even for Balkan standards, to the final village before the border. But when I arrived in this village on the edge of nowhere, I immediately noticed two things.

The first was...

The houses in this village are beyond huge. I mean, they could be seen from space!

Now, I've seen mega-mansions such as the ones throughout Romania and in Soroca, Moldova, built and owned by their Roma populations, but this was not a Roma village. The houses were not as gaudy (OK, some are) but they’re just as large, with the biggest ones having up to 30 (!!!) bedrooms and are as high as five storeys!

Now this house is just 'average' in size

The other thing I noticed about this village was...

It was almost devoid of people!!!

Had the raptures happened and I’d been saved? Very unlikely, but it sure did seem that way.

Missing were the aspects that make a Balkan village lively: the old men sitting around drinking rakija (grape brandy) and talking politics, a battered tractor or Yugo (the car) passing by or having to make way for stray chickens. No, none of that. There weren’t even evident shops or services. Truly a case of ‘last one out, turn off the lights!’

Eventually, I spotted some signs of life – mainly old people sitting in their yards. They’ve been left to look after these monstrous buildings.

But where, then, are the owners or would-be residents of these houses?

As could be seen from the car plates of the few cars in the village, Vienna mainly, but in general outside Serbia.

These huge houses are usually occupied only briefly in any given year. They are, however, testimony of a few things: the concept of belonging, return (but ultimately never happening), nostalgia, displaying "success" and stubborn one-upmanship.

While these concepts and their physical manifestation as the ancestral hearth ("ognjište" in Serbian) are very much a product of not just the of migration experience in Balkans but also worldwide, the extent that this was on display in this village was at a level I've never seen before.

But this village was not unique… the further I travelled around the region, the more near-empty villages with huge houses I found.

To give an idea of what these villages look like, here’s a ride through one…

So why have such houses, if hardly anyone is living in them?

These buildings are known as 'gastarbajterske kuće' (‘gastarbeiter homes’), mostly owned and financed by people who left these poor villages in the 1960s and 1970s to go work in western European countries desperate for low-skilled workers. As the name suggests, they were ‘guest workers’, i.e. temporary residents, who were to go back to their homelands once they were no longer working or needed. There was no chance for them or their children to gain citizenship of their host countries.

This was not one-sided though; official Yugoslav discourse at the time constantly emphasised that these workers were ‘temporarily working and living abroad’, something by the 1990s became an ironic euphemism considering many of them had been ‘temporarily’ out of their home countries for decades. In such an environment where the Gastarbeiter were made quite clear that they were and will always be outsiders, investing in a place to return was not only a practicality but also a much needed incentive for these workers to persevere with the harsh conditions they endured.

However, circumstances have much changed. Western European countries have since overhauled citizenship requirements, ensuring most are now no longer Gastarbeiter but Bürger (citizens), with children and grandchildren born, raised and educated in the ‘new country’ and who don't share that same belonging to the ancestral country as their elders.

Gastarbeiter houses in eastern Serbia. The one of the left is for sale, with its primary selling point being it claims to be ‘legalised’, i.e. have planning permission, something most other similar buildings lack.

So… why are these empty house so big?

The longer the original owners are away from the village, the bigger the extended family becomes. At first, the need was to accommodate only the immediate family, and for many in such villages in the 1950s to 1980s, having three or more children was quite common. Upon becoming adults, most of them would leave the village for greener pastures. Then they would have children, so more bedrooms were added for when they’d all come to visit the grandparents left behind. And then the grandchildren would grow up, get married and have children… requiring more bedrooms.

With families being widely dispersed, often across Europe and beyond, the ancestral home becomes the centrepiece and meeting point for family gatherings and celebrations such as weddings or major religious holidays, or in August when most of urban Europe shutters up for the month and heads off on holiday and/to where they came from. This common holiday period often becomes the one time of the year where families and former neighbourhoods can reunite and breathe life back to these villages. That means people are there in the high-life and carefree nature that comes with a holiday, so visiting the village ends up usually being a positive experience. Not having to face the actual harsh realities of living there only adds to the false sense of nostalgia for these villages.

A newer factor is greater accessibility. In the 20th Century, poor roads, relatively low car ownership, long and delayed bus and train trips, and prohibitively expensive airfares, alongside most Gastarbeiter not earning much, made any trip to the home village a costly and time-consuming undertaking – but a special event, nonetheless. Recent decades though have seen Gastarbeiter earning more, and driving better and bigger cars down modern motorways through control-free borders… until arriving at a thud to the bottlenecks that are the border points on the edge of the Schengen zone, most notorious of which is Horgoš on the border between Hungary and Serbia. The biggest change has been low-cost carriers, ferrying people from numerous western European airports at a fraction of the cost than before. The result overall is that people can, and do, visit more often.

It's funny because it's true. A meme popular on Yugoslav diaspora sites.

But there are also more superficial and less dignified factors at play that have made these houses become the monstrosities they are now.

Villages have always been hotbeds of gossip, judgement, pride and prejudice. On top of that is the expectation for people who’ve left the village to show how successful their move has been. And what better way to demonstrate this than having a bigger house than your neighbours? Bring in a huge amount of inat, that quintessential Balkan trait of illogical stubbornness, the one-upmanship bursts out of the genie bottle:

“Dragan thinks he’s so much better than everyone else because his house has four storeys. Well, I’ll show him! My house will have five storeys!”

The outcome…

Ever bigger houses. More bedrooms. More garages. More ostentatious furnishings. More more!

While these villages may no longer be permanently populated physically, communities continue to live virtually on social media networks, particularly on village- or region-based Facebook groups, connecting former residents worldwide and replacing the local village square as the place for the latest hot news, complete with pictures.

'Take that Dragan! My house is better than yours. That makes me better than you!'

Now, I know you’re probably wondering…

Who’s paying for all this?

I mean, building a big house requires a big budget, and since houses of this magnitude, and taste, in the countries where these migrants live and work are often associated with being in the domain of people engaged in, let’s say, less-than-legal enterprises, then surely that’s what’s happening here too (as has been heavily speculated on the net)?

Well, yes, there’ll always be those types, but the overwhelming majority of the owners of these houses are your average people working manual jobs, often pulling long shifts while living frugally in cramped, rented flats in the outskirts of depressed industrial cities.

Not talked about though is the massive environmental impact the construction and maintenance of these mega-mansions have. The Balkans are not that great when it comes to environmental matters, particularly waste disposal; my grandfather would fill his wheelbarrow with the household waste and chuck it all into the river. That explains why so many parts of the Balkans have plastic bags and waste strewn all over the place. Construction comes with massive waste, whether it be excess concrete, broken tiles, empty paint cans, used packaging… you name it. So it’s sad to see what once were fertile fields on the outskirts of villages are now rubbish dumps with vast piles of construction waste, like this…

An unfortunately common sight on the edges of Balkan villages: construction waste on once fertile fields.

One of the many reasons why I'm fascinated by this whole phenomenon is this: the house in Macedonia next door to the house my father grew up in watching cowboy films, is also a mega-mansion. The family lived in Vienna (there it is again) and the mother and father were putting in long shifts doing manual work to pay for building their dream house “back home”. They had the same plan as everyone else: when the time comes, they and their children and grandchildren will go back to live in the village. But when the father finally retired, even the mother, let alone their Austrian-born and raised children and grandchildren, who can hardly speak Macedonian, had no interest in leaving their nicely established lives in Vienna.

Not willing to give up on his prime investment and dream, the husband turned his back on his family and returned to live in the huge house on his own. The nerve! Tongues in the village couldn’t stop wagging over this scandalous act. You see, even the villagers couldn’t understand why he would want to come back to the village when he could live in, to use the term that they use, a ‘normal country’ like Austria, with a functioning healthcare and welfare system with clean streets and no visible petty corruption. Our neighbour didn't last long though. He unfortunately died a couple of years later from self-neglect and loneliness, and left behind what once was an impressive building painted in baby blue but now is a ruin that no one wants.

- Singing the Balkan blues. Serbian folk singer Zorica Marković with her lament about living in Austria.

While these houses once represented a focal point for families to reunite, they are now places which cause separation and even irreconcilable family fights. I once met a Kosovar Albanian woman in London who had lived in the UK most of her life (no, not Dua Lipa or Rita Ora), married to a Brit and expecting her first child. Quite often Albanians and Slavs don’t see eye to eye, but coming from Balkan emigrant families meant we had so much in shared experiences. She told me how her parents were about to retire and eagerly waiting to move back to Kosovo. Yes, that plan! I asked her will they want to be living there on their own away from their grandchild? How will she cope not having gjyshja (“grandmother” in Albanian) to provide babysitting on call? Also, would her parents be able to deal with the threadbare Kosovan health system and life-crushing bureaucracy? She said that's something she's been warning them but who’s to listen?

Many people who idealise this retirement in their place of birth only realise too late how different they’ve become having lived and worked in their adopted countries, having acquired different expectations of what is considered acceptable behaviour and practices at odds with their old-but-new compatriots. The logistics and reality often eventually outweigh the dream.

Plenty of these in the Balkans. A furniture store in Bosnia to provide the contents for these huge houses.

The biggest question is this: if no one is living in these houses and are unlikely ever to be fully occupied, then what will become of these houses in the future? Often the children and grandchildren of the owners of these buildings have never lived in Serbia and their only experiences of the village were initially ( as children) joyous – a place for summer holidays or family gatherings – with the safety of the village providing opportunities for frolics unavailable back ‘home’. But that excitement often turns to boredom, entrapment and uncoolness as they become older. They'd prefer to go on holiday to the same places as their western European friends; some place fun like Majorca or Crete instead. Later, as adults who have lived all their lives in cities in Western Europe, there’s no interest in wanting to uproot everything and ‘return’ to a village with no people in a country that is practically foreign to them.

For the owners of these empty houses, trying their luck to recoup their losses by selling these palaces is futile – no one is interested in buying. So the future looks bleak – undoubtedly these villages will remain as ghost towns, not unlike those that were once the settings in the cowboy films my father used to watch.

There is, however, one section of these villages is experiencing a boom in numbers… the cemetery. If the original inhabitants don’t end up retiring in the village as planned, then there’s a greater will to be buried there and be with the rest of the ancestors. But as in life, so too in death: mirroring the circumstances with their houses, going all out and outdoing the neighbours in that perpetual competition of one-upmanship is also taken to the grave. The final resting places for families are often huge crypts mimicking the style of the ghost houses the deceased once owned. And even though there have been funeral companies servicing the diaspora communities with the repatriation of corpses (I’ve had to translate a number of those documents), this too is starting to taper off as more of the emigrants opt to be buried in the ‘new country’ where they’d lived for most of their lives and where their descendants can tend to their graves.

As in life, so too in death. Family crypts at a cemetery outside a village in eastern Serbia.

A plus of sorts for these buildings is that it does provide employment opportunities in construction, sales and administration for many who decide to remain. However, as can be seen by the average age of those engaged in these industries in the Balkans, despite the amount of work available, why would, say, young plumbers want to stick around in a rural part of Balkans when they could earn much more and work in better conditions in a western European country.

Like the cowboy that my father wanted to be, these empty monuments to family, belonging and superficial wealth, ate my dust as I headed off into the Serbian sunset. Driving out of the village was once, and still often is, a painful goodbye for those who no longer live here. Today, these villages with their empty mega-mansions left me amazed at what lengths people would go to prove that they’ve ‘made it’, as well as the power of the need to have a physical centre of belonging. They say home is where the heart is, but do we need it to be bricks and mortar? Shouldn’t it transcend that, especially when the soul of these places has long gone. I wonder for all these people who busted their guts for these empty houses: was it really all worth it?

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Hi, zdravo, bok, zdravei, g'day! I’m Nick Nasev, an Aussie of Balkan background living in the UK. I’ve been a translator and editor for 20+ years. If you have an interest in languages and all things Balkan, Eastern European, Australian and beyond, along with a dash of corny and irony, then stick with me as I rant about my experiences and stories.

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Why wishing your clients, friends and relatives in Australia a happy start to summer on December 21st is not the way to do it...

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Australian English: peanut butter or peanut paste?

The extraordinary story of this tasty Australian regionalism and how it can ignite passions

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Australian English: deffo, devo, defo...

Australian English is famous for its diminutives, i.e. shortened words. Do you know what these ones mean?

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Macquarie Dictionary's 2024 word of the year is...

Australia's prime source for all things Australian English has picked its word for 2024. And this time, I agree!

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Indian and Australian English... the links between them

India and Australia have common bonds that go beyond a passion for cricket. Here are a few words that Indian and Australian English uniquely share...

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What's the name of this famous Australian natural landmark?

One of Australia's most visited tourist sites has two official names, but Aussies almost exclusively use one of them. Do you know which one?

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Australian English: one for the Petrolheads!

Aussies love their cars, so here are a few car-related words for you...

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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Australian English: is it email and/or e-mail?

Welcome to confusion with "email" in Australia. It's generational...

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Australian English: scull/skull, stinker, flow-on effect, rock up, slippery dip...

Here's the latest round up of some uniquely Aussie words to add to your vocabulary...

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Australian English, Olympics edition: "Boomers croak in medal tilt"

Do you get what is being said here? Unless you're Australian, it's not what you think...

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Australian (Olympics) English: battered sav, hello boys, crazy date, flat bags, goose...

How a comedy routine during the 2000 Sydney Olympics provided Australia with its own, very naughty, gymnastics lexicon!

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Why are Aussies so good at swimming?

To get away from the sharks! Nah, it's more than that.

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Australian English: "We're de factos!"

Many Australians are in "de facto relationships". What are these and how do they differ from marriage?

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Burger King vs Hungry Jacks. Is there a difference?

Is Burger King the drama? How come there's no Burger King in Australia but you can still get a Whopper? A story of how a technicality turned an alternative brand into a part of local Australian identity, and how that was almost usurped.

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Poor Gina...

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Australia's richest woman, mining magnate Gina Rinehart got more than what she bargained for when she wanted a portrait of her taken down. And how does wine figure into this too?

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Australian etiquette: the Outback Driving Wave

It’s all about being friendly when driving out in “woop woop” (the middle of nowhere) 🤗

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Three everyday words that exist in Australian English only!

Ask what’s most unique about Australian English 🪃, the answers usually are our accent and slang✔️. However, there are also a number of uniquely Australian English words in regular use, even in formal situations, that Australians are surprised to find are not used everywhere else in the English-speaking world (OK, sometimes also in New Zealand🥝, […]

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Watch out, here comes the Aussie version of The Office…

Are you a fan of the cult TV comedy show The Office?🕺And which version: the UK one 🇬🇧? The US one 🇺🇸? The French one 🇫🇷? The Indian one 🇮🇳 or any of the other 13 variants made? 📣 News in is that an Australian 🇦🇺 version of The Office will be hitting our screens […]

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What’s a “bank holiday”? Do Aussies say that too?

Today (Monday), 29 May 2023 is a “bank holiday” in the United Kingdom, our third this month! 📆Now this term “bank holiday” often confuses many people not from the UK or Ireland. Does this mean that it’s a holiday for banks only? 🧐

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Eshays and Adlays: Australia’s answer to London’s Roadmen

Eshays and Adlays: the latest bunch of Pig-Latin-speaking, Nike-wearing young bogans (vilified poor working-class people) to cause massive moral panic in Australia 🇦🇺

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Move over Easter Bunny 🐇 … make way for the Easter Bilby! 🪃

Bunnies are considered cute and loveable… except in Australia 🇦🇺, where they’re a major scourge🤬.

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Hand gestures, i.e. the time when George Bush Senior figuratively told the Aussies where to go…

Have you unwittingly done a hand gesture that meant something completely different in another country? Here’s a true story…

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Calisthenics: body strength training or a performance art for girls?

💪🏼 Calisthenics (US English) or Callisthenics (UK English), one the biggest crazes in fitness worldwide, is a form of strength training using bodyweight exercises and minimal equipment…

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Seachange, Treechange, E-change

Something Australian (but no way uniquely) today…Do you fancy an escape from the rat race and going for a seachange 🌊, treechange 🌳 or e-change 💻?

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Kumpir, the Balkans potato culinary gift to Türkiye

Or is it? On International Day of the Potato, let's look into one of Türkiye's most favourite street foods, and how the Balkans have the Austrians and Germans to thank for the apple, or pear, of the ground.

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24 May: Day of Slavic Literacy and Culture

Today commemorates the saints who brought literacy to the speakers of Slavic languages, and symbolises the shared roots of all Slavic nations and languages.

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Leo, Leon or Lav?

A new pope comes with a new name. But which is the correct one in languages other than English?

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"Filled up 50 years, entered my 51st year and now in my sixth decade"

The way you can refer to age in ex-Yugoslavia is different than in English – they have to make you a year and decade older!

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Can I do Hungarian?

That's quite a list of languages I translate from, but that doesn't mean I translate from every language in Eastern Europe, no matter how similar they may seem even in name...

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Kocani, Kočani or Kochani?

Some Macedonian linguistic pointers

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What's my 'mother language'?

International Mother Language Day and Global Language Advocacy Day are on! So what do I consider to be my 'mother languages' and why one of them is under threat...

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You know Latin, right?

The time when a person working for a translation company that bills itself to clients as an 'expert in languages' thought I knew Latin. Spoiler: I don't. So why did this happen and why does this have a link to Serbian? All revealed here.

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Slovenian, the odd one out

I translate into English from all Southern Slavic languages except one. Sorry, I can't do Slovenian. Here's my apology.

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Anyone up for a 'Krizmoz parti'?

Do you know your Krizmoz from your Bozhik? How some Orthodox Christians in diaspora communities differentiate between the two Christmases.

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Serbo-Croatian? Yes, I still work from it.

3 decades have passed since it officially ceased to exist but I still get requests to translate from Serbo-Croatian. How come?

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I'm now a full member of the Chartered Institute of Linguists of the UK!

Yet another accreditation...

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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Why are there so many Turkish words in Balkan languages?

Let's see how Turkish has influenced the languages of the Balkans and further afield. Bujrum!

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False Friend Friday! Time for some Latin-based words

Where the translation gets undone because just because a word looks the same in another language, it doesn't necessarily means the same.

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Луд купон, the “crazy coupon” Bulgarian party

So who’s having a “crazy coupon” this weekend? 🎉 Wait!✋ A crazy coupon?🎟️😲 What’s that?

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Oldtajmer, evergrin, rekorder, golman… the world of Balkan pseudo-anglicisms

Did you hear about the man who collects “old-timers”? 👴🏽 Or that Frank Sinatra has many “evergreens”? 🌲

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Homonyms maketh the sentence…

How do you say in Bosnian, Croatian, Montenegrin or Serbian this: “Up there, the mountains burn worse”?👉 Gore gore gore gore.

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Naš jezik at Munich Airport

I’m about to fly off to Australia transiting through Munich Airport 🇩🇪 … so I’m preparing myself to be ready to speak in “naš jezik” (“our language”).

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Ramadan or Ramazan?

The Muslim holy month of Ramadan starts today, but how do you call the month? A case of local vs global of different circumstances

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Bigger is better! The Balkans and 'Gastarbeiter houses'

Like virtual elephants in the room, the empty houses of emigrants throughout the Balkans are testimony to belonging, (no) return, nostalgia, "success"... and inat!

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Kumpir, the Balkans potato culinary gift to Türkiye

Or is it? On International Day of the Potato, let's look into one of Türkiye's most favourite street foods, and how the Balkans have the Austrians and Germans to thank for the apple, or pear, of the ground.

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"We're so tolerant!": Eurovision and the benchmarks of tolerance it (supposedly) sets

Many (western European) Eurovision fans like seeing the contest as being in the forefront of social change and liberal politics. But is Eurovision a reliable benchmark for these?

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Eurovision: 'The voting is all political and just for your neighbour'

That ultimate of Eurovision tropes! But is it really 'political' voting? Not in the Balkans...

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Princes Amongst Men: Journeys with Gypsy Musicians is back!

Garth Cartwright's award-winning book about the talented Roma music stars of the Balkans is getting a re-release!

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May Day and St George's Day in the Balkans

Southeast Europe is clocking out for the next days. Here's why...

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"Filled up 50 years, entered my 51st year and now in my sixth decade"

The way you can refer to age in ex-Yugoslavia is different than in English – they have to make you a year and decade older!

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My special tradition: dying eggs for Easter

If there is anything that I do for Easter, then it's dye eggs. It has a special significance for me that transcends any religious aspect.

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Eat that burek... it could be useful later on

How my experience growing up Balkan in Australia has provided valuable knowledge to others.

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14 February: St Valentine's Day or St Tryphon's Day? Sveti Valentin 💑 ili Sveti Trifun 🍷?

14 February in Bulgaria, Macedonia and Serbia means having to choose between love or wine. How come?

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Slovenian, the odd one out

I translate into English from all Southern Slavic languages except one. Sorry, I can't do Slovenian. Here's my apology.

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January 6 in Southeast Europe: Christmas Eve or Epiphany

Today is a big day in southeast Europe, but depending on the country it's either Christmas Eve or Epiphany. Which ones for which? Find out here...

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My moment of 2024...

There's always one thing each year that stands out in my travels, and this year it was accidently discovering the huge gastarbeiter houses of eastern Serbia

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Professor, Doctor, Docent, Magister... let's get into academic titles!

Some societies take them very seriously, some not so much. Find out more here...

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Why are there so many Turkish words in Balkan languages?

Let's see how Turkish has influenced the languages of the Balkans and further afield. Bujrum!

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Trileche, the not-so-traditional Balkan dish

How thanks to the Albanians, a Latin American cake conquered the Balkans.

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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25 years since the death of Bulgarian chalga star Rumyana

How the life and death of a popular chalga singer embodied the nature of post-Communist Bulgaria

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Who's gonna win: Sunderland or Newcastle? Fancy a Democracy Sausage? Or take a ride on the "Bulgarian Train"

Vote-count competitions between rival cities? How a mundane sausage in generic white bread is the epitome of mass democratic participation in Australia. And why a Bulgarian train is not a train. The weird world of election traditions.

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Oldtajmer, evergrin, rekorder, golman… the world of Balkan pseudo-anglicisms

Did you hear about the man who collects “old-timers”? 👴🏽 Or that Frank Sinatra has many “evergreens”? 🌲

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Ramadan or Ramazan?

The Muslim holy month of Ramadan starts today, but how do you call the month? A case of local vs global of different circumstances

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International Women’s Day (IWD). A day of campaigning ♀ … or a day to buy flowers 💐

🪃 In Australia, IWD is a day of campaigning and awareness, elements that are much closer to the day’s original purpose of bringing mainstream attention to issues affecting women.

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Hugging and cheek-kissing in southeast Europe. The does and don’ts

Do you know what to do with hugging and cheek-kissing in southeast Europe? Do you know which countries kiss twice and others three times?

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Out today! Elixir, In the Valley at the End of Time

The latest book that I played a part in its fruition (no, I’m not in it this time), by my dear friend, the award-winning writer Kapka Kassabova, is now available for purchase.

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Eurovision: not serving kant!

Eurovision likes to portray itself as in the forefront of social inclusion and diversity. However, the title of a Maltese song showed that there's only so far this goes.

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Do we really need self-service counters in 'Pirate', me mateys?

Ahoy, me hearties! What may appear as a community service actually serves to undermine the supposed primary purpose of such language provision.

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Child interpreters. Why are we getting them to do an adult's job?

Children who interpret for their family members who do not know the local language are often portrayed as heroes. But what do these children think?

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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Five common myths about raising bilingual children

Surprising as it may be, I was once a child, but one who happened to grow up in a multilingual environment but dominated by English.

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How the first Macedonian-English dictionary in Australia was formed

The fascinating story of how the first Macedonian-English dictionary in Australia was formed, and what went in and what went out.

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Leo, Leon or Lav?

A new pope comes with a new name. But which is the correct one in languages other than English?

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"Filled up 50 years, entered my 51st year and now in my sixth decade"

The way you can refer to age in ex-Yugoslavia is different than in English – they have to make you a year and decade older!

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"Vegetative electron microscopy"... a digital fossil

Welcome to the murky world of AI contamination and GIGO

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Can I do Hungarian?

That's quite a list of languages I translate from, but that doesn't mean I translate from every language in Eastern Europe, no matter how similar they may seem even in name...

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You know Latin, right?

The time when a person working for a translation company that bills itself to clients as an 'expert in languages' thought I knew Latin. Spoiler: I don't. So why did this happen and why does this have a link to Serbian? All revealed here.

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February marks my professional translation career anniversary

February 2002 was when I did my first paid translation job... and it ended up on TV! Find out how this came about, as well as its connection to Croatian skier Janica Kostelić and Bulgarian footballer Yordan Letchkov

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Child interpreters. Why are we getting them to do an adult's job?

Children who interpret for their family members who do not know the local language are often portrayed as heroes. But what do these children think?

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How to pass off as a native English speaker when writing?

What's one of the biggest giveaways that a text in English was not written by a native speaker? Find out here with a simple and yet important tip...

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Subtitling is easy, right?

Some notes on how subtitling is not simply plonking words on a screen

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My new personalised stamp!

To add to that professional touch, I can have your documents stamped with my personalised round stamp.

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Professor, Doctor, Docent, Magister... let's get into academic titles!

Some societies take them very seriously, some not so much. Find out more here...

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Serbo-Croatian? Yes, I still work from it.

3 decades have passed since it officially ceased to exist but I still get requests to translate from Serbo-Croatian. How come?

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I'm now a full member of the Chartered Institute of Linguists of the UK!

Yet another accreditation...

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Hindi/Urdu and Balkan languages... the links between them

There are words that are the same in Hindi and Urdu as in Croatian and Romanian?! How can this be? Find out here...

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Can the "world's most accurate translator" do Australian English?

Does DeepL live up to its claim of being "the world's most accurate translator" when it comes to Aussie English? Get ready for some zingers!

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The time US military officials used a computer to predict the outcome of the Vietnam War...

A cautionary tale about how human behaviour overrides data

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International Translation Day and the Dragomans

How the Ottoman Empire granted its translators and interpreters, the Dragomans, with respect and status.

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Meyk lov - not vor

Why you shouldn't trust automated translation on LinkedIn or anywhere else. And are the Macedonians being targeted?

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Any place, any time…

👍The best thing about being a freelance translator is being able to work at any place at any time. 👎The worst thing about being a freelancer translator is being able to work at any place at any time.

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English language translation tips: use of long forms of country names

Republic of Serbia 🇷🇸, Republic of Croatia 🇭🇷, Kingdom of Norway 🇳🇴, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 🇬🇧, Oriental Republic of Uruguay 🇺🇾, Plurinational State of Bolivia 🇧🇴 …

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Do we really need self-service counters in 'Pirate', me mateys?

Ahoy, me hearties! What may appear as a community service actually serves to undermine the supposed primary purpose of such language provision.

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What's my 'mother language'?

International Mother Language Day and Global Language Advocacy Day are on! So what do I consider to be my 'mother languages' and why one of them is under threat...

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Subtitling is easy, right?

Some notes on how subtitling is not simply plonking words on a screen

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Indian and Australian English... the links between them

India and Australia have common bonds that go beyond a passion for cricket. Here are a few words that Indian and Australian English uniquely share...

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The time US military officials used a computer to predict the outcome of the Vietnam War...

A cautionary tale about how human behaviour overrides data

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"Merci" is how you say "thank you" in which language?

It may come as a surprise but it's not just in French...

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"Can you identify the text here?"

Did you know that people regularly contact me to identify text they can't decipher. That's what happens when I know a number of languages.

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You know that time when Madonna was interviewed by a Hungarian tabloid? Or when translation goes hilariously bad…

We all know how some translations can be so bad that they’re unintentionally hilarious, like the viral examples from Engrish.com...

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Working in IT? What do you call yourself? An IT-ian, a Hitechist…?

Working in IT? 👩🏻‍💻 Would you call yourself an IT-ian, Hitechist or Startupist?

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Watch out for the killer squirrels! It’s “silly season”… or is that “cucumber season”?

Watch out for the killer squirrels! 🐿️ We’re very much in “silly season” right now in the UK 🤪

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Tina Turner… Australian cultural icon!

Did you know that Tina Turner has been one of the biggest contributors to Australian culture? 🦘 Honestly, her impact has been huge! Here’s how…

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You do Montenegrin and Bosnian, right?

Two more language directions have been added to my Institute of Translation and Interpreting profile

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Generic or specific? The issue stopping the free-trade agreement between the EU and Australia

Would you believe that the names of all these famous products are the cause for the deadlock in the free-trade agreement negotiations between the EU 🇪🇺 and Australia 🇦🇺. How come?

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Smoker’s remorse… or how false friends can be deeply expressive

🟰 Words that look the same or similar in two languages but have two, at times radically, different meanings are called “false friends”.

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So what are Fantales?

They are chocolate-covered chewy caramels 🍬 that were often so hard to bite into that they kept many dentists in business 🦷. Nothing particularly unique so far, you might think.

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The personal touch

Translation can often be a very sedentary existence, plugging away in front of a laptop, with little or no face-to-face contact with clients👨🏻‍💻

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“You can find the Doonas in Manchester”

Now this might sound a bit random 🤨 but this is something you’ll hear all the time, in all places… in department stores in Australia 🇦🇺. How come? 🧐

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Cancer and gallows humour: Thank you for the flowers 💐; I hope they die before I do!

What's one constant when it comes to the cancer experience? It's the gallows humour. Yes, it gets very, very dark. Why is this so?

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15 years cancer-free!!!

And I know because of an annual procedure a work colleague advised me to do...

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It's Men's Health Week... and I'm 15 years cancer-free!!!

The story of how I found out by chance that I no longer had cancer

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